Umber Pisses CJ Off
matrixity
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matrixity
Ongoing, First published Oct 11, 2022
Mature
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Key Moment

"No... NO! Umber, don't turn me into a marketable plushie! NOOOO!!!" *Umber casually poofs CJ into a plushie* "UUUGGGGHHHH!!!"

This was made to advertise the out of stock CJ plushie for no reason lol

It's marked as mature because it has the word fuck in it
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