[Number 1 rated lover 1997] Spamton x Reader

HELLOOOOOOOOO!!! THIRD FANFIC IM MAKING DDJSKSIIS. Anyway, this fan fiction is a result of A. 100+ photos of Spamton invading my camera roll and B. Not being able to find a complete/ well written Spamton Fanfic. So, I have taken the duty upon myself to write the BEST SPAMTON FF EVER. BRACE YOURSELVES, CUZ I AM GONNA GO CRAZY OVER THIS [Number 1 rated salesman 1997] (cover art is by me!)