an unpleasent brotherhood

an unpleasent brotherhood

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Last published Tue, Oct 11, 2022

davestrider dirkstrider homestuck johnegbert

dave has a secret crush on dirk! what will he do?? i mostly made this as a joke. i writ this some time ago im just uploading it onto here

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