DIRT, An Honest Review [By Part-Time Professional Destination Reviewer, K'org]

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By the Author of the Bestseller: 'What Do Humans Think We Need That Many Cows For?'

"I'm just an alien, standing in front of a deep clean service, asking them if they could please get the smell out of the spaceship seats."

A man, his postal stamps collection, an asthmatic dog about the same age as Christmas decorations, an alien who's just trying to get through universe-ity, and an air conditioning system.

(And the Secret Service, but they're being secret about it.)

What could possibly go wrong?

Whatever it was, the deep cleaning service is in tears.