Be Nice to Me (2026)
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Ongoing8m
Last published Sat, Feb 7, 2026
This is a total rewrite to my cookie run fanfic "Be Nice To Me". It's more of a slow burn, takes more time, has more content, and is still just as angsty and gay!
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in which the cookies are human highschool seniors and are very angsty. also this is espresso-centric + he's trans .
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Trigger warnings will be provided throughout the story, but here are general warnings:
Angst, transphobia, homophobia, abuse, non-con, eating disorders, self-harm, and suicide.
And just angst. A lot of angst.
They're all human, because I said so
Average words per chapter is around 3k
Cover: me
All Rights Reserved
#137
espresseleine
Series
Be Nice To Me
29 parts- 4 parts
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