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Be Nice to Me (2026)

Lucid_Dreams_OwO

Reads 249
Votes 7
Parts 3
Time <5 mins

Reads 249
Votes 7
Parts 3
Time <5 mins

Lucid_Dreams_OwO

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This is a total rewrite to my cookie run fanfic "Be Nice To Me". It's more of a slow burn, takes more time, has more content, and is still just as angsty and gay!

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in which the cookies are human highschool seniors and are very angsty. also this is espresso-centric + he's trans .

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Trigger warnings will be provided throughout the story, but here are general warnings:
Angst, transphobia, homophobia, abuse, non-con, eating disorders, self-harm, and suicide.
And just angst. A lot of angst.

They're all human, because I said so

Average words per chapter is around 3k

Cover: meAll Rights Reserved

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Be Nice To Me

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