Repeat It 'Till The Day You Die!
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Last published Sat, Jan 7, 2023
Bo Burnham is a servant of Darkness, and he needs to grow his power to help Satan get incarnated and take over planet earth.
[This is just a joke and written for fun! Just for giggles, guys]
[This book is also bringing justice to Bo because most of the fics about him on this darn website are cringey x reader stories, and weird (i fr found a smvt book and i almost cried /neg)]
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