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I'm probably high when wrighting 😃
also all credits to whoever made some of these jokes.
And I do not own any memes, credit to all owners
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
this book includes
*Dark humor jokes that cross the line
*Really dumb jokes
*Inappropriate jokes
*FNAF memes 
Idk just a warning for anything in general.All Rights Reserved

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◢ Random Scenarios from the darkest pits of hEck 〈 2023 〉 ◣ by _-TheStoryteller

◤━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◥ 𝗙𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆'𝘀 ©ScottCawthon ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ [ 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 ] ━ ♡~ ━ 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜 : Book three of a short-stories/scenarios series I'd started back in 2021. This is pretty simple, and if you'd skip one part, read some other, it'd have no harm done, because none of the stories are linked unless stated. Of course, I do take requests, so if anyone wants, they can just shove a request in as well. ｡↷ ✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 !¡ •ଓ.° ┊ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ˢᵗᵒʳⁱᵉˢ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ⁱⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰⁱᶜ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᵃˢ ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵒʳᵉ ┊ ᴴᵒʳʳᵒʳ ˢʰᵒᵗˢ ┊ ᶜᵒᵐᵉᵈʸ ┊ ˢʰⁱᵖˢ - ᴹᵒˢᵗˡʸ ᶠʳᵉᵈᵈⁱᶜᵃ ┊ ᴰᵃʳᵏ ᵗᵒᵖⁱᶜˢ ᵃˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˡˡ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ︶︶︶︶︶︶︶˗ˋ .*ೃ✧₊˚.❁ ↷ ᴀʟʟ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ/ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴʏ ᴄᴏᴘʏɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ɪᴅᴇᴀ/ᴘʟᴏᴛ/ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇꜱᴜʟᴛ ɪɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ... ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢꜱ, ꜱᴏᴏ ... ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ- : ) ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴏᴋ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴠᴇʀᴛɪꜱᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴀɪɢɴ. ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴀʀᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ! ◣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◢

High School Rants by Zingzer

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Word Count: 11,000 Ranboo had been dealing with the voices in his head for a few months now, and it was getting harder and harder to hide the fact that he was slowly going mad from the mental torture Dream gave him. His friends weren't stupid, they clearly saw something wasn't right when he'd end streams abruptly, or start having a full on panic attack out of nowhere, muttering things to himself. They just didn't know what. This is an irl Ranboo angst. ⚠️None of these characters portray the real people, only their online personas!!!⚠️ Just so you guys are aware, this book has a few trigger warnings that will be stated in the info chapter at the very beginning, and in their respective chapters. If you can't handle these topics, please don't force yourself to read, because I care about you guys. It's totally fine, and nobody should make fun of you for it. If they do, tag them and I'll punt them into the atmosphere for you ❤️ (please don't actually tag them lol) ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE BASED OFF OF THEIR ONLINE PERSONAS, AND NOT THE REAL PEOPLE!! This is my third book, if you haven't seen my other ones, please go and check them out! If you like this book, please make sure to comment and vote! I'd really appreciate it. 😊 Started: October 20th, 2021 Ended: October 25th, 2021 69 reads: October 24th, 2021 lol 210 reads: October 30th, 2021 tysm! I really appreciate it <3 500 reads: November 22nd, 2021 what? Thank you!! 1k reads: December 23rd, 2021 YAY TYSMM!! HUH?? 2k reads: May 4th, 2022 :D

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◤━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◥ 𝗙𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆'𝘀 ©ScottCawthon ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ [ 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 ] ━ ♡~ ━ 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜 : Book three of a short-stories/scenarios series I'd started back in 2021. This is pretty simple, and if you'd skip one part, read some other, it'd have no harm done, because none of the stories are linked unless stated. Of course, I do take requests, so if anyone wants, they can just shove a request in as well. ｡↷ ✧̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 !¡ •ଓ.° ┊ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ˢᵗᵒʳⁱᵉˢ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ⁱⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰⁱᶜ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᵃˢ ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵒʳᵉ ┊ ᴴᵒʳʳᵒʳ ˢʰᵒᵗˢ ┊ ᶜᵒᵐᵉᵈʸ ┊ ˢʰⁱᵖˢ - ᴹᵒˢᵗˡʸ ᶠʳᵉᵈᵈⁱᶜᵃ ┊ ᴰᵃʳᵏ ᵗᵒᵖⁱᶜˢ ᵃˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˡˡ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ︶︶︶︶︶︶︶˗ˋ .ೃ✧₊˚.❁ ↷ ᴀʟʟ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ/ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴʏ ᴄᴏᴘʏɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ɪᴅᴇᴀ/ᴘʟᴏᴛ/ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇꜱᴜʟᴛ ɪɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ... ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢꜱ, ꜱᴏᴏ ... ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ- : ) ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴏᴋ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴠᴇʀᴛɪꜱᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴀɪɢɴ. ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴀʀᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ! ◣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◢