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Ongoing5m
Last published Fri, Dec 2, 2022
I'm probably high when wrighting 😃
also all credits to whoever made some of these jokes.
And I do not own any memes, credit to all owners
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
this book includes
*Dark humor jokes that cross the line
*Really dumb jokes
*Inappropriate jokes
*FNAF memes
Idk just a warning for anything in general.
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