I F****** Hate You So Much
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- Chapitres 1
Contenu pour adultesEn cours d'écriture<5 mins
Dernière publication ven., janv. 26, 2024
I f****** hate Duolingo with all my might he literally ruined my life I'm not even joking I hope Duolingo f****** crashes and burns in the hell that is the app and the website because I will never ever enjoy doing my Duolingo again each and every time I see that little green asses face I will cry uncontrollably while punching whatever I can because no matter what I do I know that this little a****** is going to never apologize for anything he does f*** you Duolingo. I thought it was going to be nice and fine because I was going to learn Spanish and open up a Mexican bakery right but no f****** b****. Now how am I going to communicate to the customers whether or not they want cream on their donuts or not ??? Oh that's right I can go to a real learning institution where they actually teach me how to do proper grammar instead of this f****** low life Green owl that is obviously sick from radioactive poisoning. Like I literally want to stab Duolingo with my pocket knife after dipping it into poison and soap or Duo whatever his f****** name was. I wish you didn't f****** censor all of my mother f****** words because I want to be able to communicate that I f****** hate this bird with all my f****** heart
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