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School. The one thing we dread. It's summer break and I happen to get that sweet summer love story. I was at the last day of summer party and I saw the nerdiest kid, he was reading a book at a fucking party. I walked over to him and he looked up into my eyes, I got lost. His sky blue eyes were filled with boredom but they were absolutely perfect. I have to try and survive high school plus the drama my friends drag me in to. What's even worse is having to live without your mother and have an aunt who hate you and a cousin who wants you dead because she blames you for your mothers death and her fathers she just starts to get over the terrible tragedy of what happened that night but what happens when she relives the pastComplete
It's not the fall that kills you.
Kill me, Kill me some more, Put me in a blender or the ground then dig me up, School is shit, People are shit, Life is shit, Everything but Music, Magic and Me is shit. Everything except for those three M's and reading/writing about the one and only amazing dysfunctional high-functioning sociopathic man that can deduce the last time you wiped your arse from a hair on your dirty left shoe. There will be a shit ton of angst and sadshit here prepare your tissuebox. :) I will not be fucking writing smut for you fucking dirty twisted horny bastards, you can imagine that shit by yourself. PREFRENCES EXIST MATE I wrote this for an English Assessment god help my poor mentally ill brainComplete![[REUPLOADED] are you f*cking kidding me right now](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/249034866-256-k247396.jpg)
[REUPLOADED] are you f*cking kidding me right now
I walk down the same stupid hallway to the same stupid building. Same stupid classroom. Same stupid required classes. Same stupid Floris, the guy who hates me for no reason. Honestly, it wasn't my fault we hate each other; asshole has the audacity to ignore my presence. Ok, that sounds rather dickish, I mean I'm not a king that needs to be bowed at but he could at least nod or something! Just as my mood drops, a notification pops up to interrupt my thoughts. What the fuck is it now? Oh! It's Fundy! ItsFundy: eyy eret u goopd? u kjnda left me on deivered for a solid ten mins :(< Ahh... I can finally breathe. Floris somehow manages to ruin my mood every chance he gets so I'm glad I have Fundy now. The_Eret: Man, I cannot even. Your timing is impeccable. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- https://archiveofourown.org/works/27616727/Complete
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Ink! The Creator and Protector of AU's! One of the most happiest skely ever existed in the multiverse. ... Or so we thought.. ... His Creations had gone Rotten. Now almost every AU against him. All because of some dreadful and toxic Creator's wanted more than innocent and happy AU's. Is there hope left? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And what happens is the Guardian of Positivity is fed up with his shit. =) __________________________________ Blue and Dream... Both Dearest friend's of the Creator Ink. Blue was the only one that had stayed loyal to both. Dream on the other hand was not.... 'THE DREAM' they both knew and cared about. Ink and Blue were having trouble cooperating with him. With Dream's new way of handling the current state at hand. Ink and Blue were sure going to have a D R E A D F U L time =) Was there someone willing to help? __________________________________ Heya! This is my first book so don't judge it just yet🤣(ye I know it's dreadful) I'm still practicing on writing with this okeh👌 but overall hope you enjoy (Still ongoing) ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ [Book Contains]: *Depression *Self harm *Abuse *Cussing/ Swearing 🤬 *Ships🥺✨ ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ★ENJOY★ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっComplete
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I DO NOT OWN MANDELA CATALOGE Alex Krister does I will no longer be wirting anything Mandela Catalouge related because of the drama surrounding Alex Kister, the creator. I am also thinking of deleting this book all together since I didn't know how to write and made any grammatical mistakes that I am too lazy to fix.Complete
School. The one thing we dread. It's summer break and I happen to get that sweet summer love story. I was at the last day of summer party and I saw the nerdiest kid, he was reading a book at a fucking party. I walked over to him and he looked up into my eyes, I got lost. His sky blue eyes were filled with boredom but they were absolutely perfect. I have to try and survive high school plus the drama my friends drag me in to. What's even worse is having to live without your mother and have an aunt who hate you and a cousin who wants you dead because she blames you for your mothers death and her fathers she just starts to get over the terrible tragedy of what happened that night but what happens when she relives the past
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