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Metal Gear Solid; The Twin Dicks

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Okay, I had already posted this on ao3 once, but it got reposted on tumblr by an Otasune ao3 bot. That would have been fine if this wasn't a horrible crack fic and it wasn't being crammed next to some degenerate kink stuff via the bots other posts. If you wanted to read this on ao3, sorry.

Anyway, this is a crack parody fic of Metal Gear Solid/Metal Gear Solid; The Twin Snakes, and the horrid novelization of said game, (Never read the book, and neither has the friend that made this with me, we're just going off what we've heard online.)

No actual NSFW or smut, just sexual implications and a lot of fast-paced bullshit I didn't want getting traced back to me via tumblr.

SunsetGalaxy made this with me, thank you bestie.

Don't take this seriously, please, this is fan-made and we're getting no money, so take this as sillily as you want to.All Rights Reserved

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Metal Gear Solid; The Twin Dicks
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