A lazy morning

*yawn*

Excerpt from Author's Interview

"No, I did not write it drunk. I was completely sober...why would you even -_-"

"What? No ofcourse not...*scoffs* it isn't me. I am NOT lazy. Matter of FACT, I AM the most ACTIVE pers.."

"Hey, don't cut me off. I am trying to.."

"What? No, I am NOT lying. I don't lie. Matter of FACT, I have never even ..."

" My mother said that? 0-0"

*Takes the glass of water and sips*

*D..did she also say that s..she *gulps* s..she al..also.."

*Turns out the glass of water was in fact not water*

The author was unfortunately not available for the rest of the interview due to an urgent call from her *checks notes* .....*clears throat*....from her mother.
If the author lives to see the next day, this interview will be continued. Until then ADIOS.
*waves awkwardly while laughing nervously*
*author screams*
*cough*

This space is intentionally left blank so that y'all can introspect on your pathetic lives. *like me* *sob*

Go touch grass.

PS: I don't mind criticism. Be as ruthless as can be. I am still learning, no doubt my work will not be perfect. Bad, good, no criticisms, all are welcome.