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carpe noctem// rick and morty

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Reads 248
Votes 8
Parts 12
Time 48m

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allplatonic butyeah couldbeocxoc crackfic cracktakenseriously fastpaced idfk morty noromance ocstory realityshifting rick rickandmorty shouldveprobpostedthisonao3

in which an overly optimistic teen finally manages to meet her idol, so to say.

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aight idfk where im even going with this one, but i have unironically fried my brain cells watching rick and morty with every chance I've gotten (im pretty sure i can recite all 51+(?) episodes of rick and morty line by line so it was bound to happen anyways.)

this work is also published on ao3, under the same username and title.

carpe noctem: seize the nightAll Rights Reserved

allplatonic butyeah couldbeocxoc crackfic cracktakenseriously fastpaced idfk morty noromance ocstory realityshifting rick rickandmorty shouldveprobpostedthisonao3

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