Poison Mushroom's official super cool ADVENTURE! (Crack)

This is old. I wrote this a year or two ago. I had no idea what I was doing.

Oh. Not a random crack fiction. And it features Poison Mushroom Cookie. This is official, Devsisters confirmed. Spelling, grammar, plot, and basically everything here sucks. But it has our favorite mushroom child, that's it. I'm a panster!
So they want a thing (MacGuffin) and they have to get with help from their (SIDEKICKS) friends, Licorice Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Onion Cookie, and...Sea Fairy. Why these cookies? No idea all I know is this is gonna get fruity as long as Sea Fairy is here.