"Mortals and fangs just don't mix." - Robert/Ronnie - Wattpad

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"Mortals and fangs just don't mix."

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HIIII THIS IS A LARVIS BOOK HEHE ALSO INFOOO

Ash:Lesbian, vampire she/they

Travis:Gay, vampire he/him

Larry:Human bisexual He/him(?) (Travis's best friend wants to know more abt the supernatural) 

Sal:Ghoul pansexual He/they

Todd:Werewolf (?) Gay, he/him

Lisa:She/her straight ally, Human

all else are for up to debate:)) 


this will contain+Tws
gore
mention of killing
gay intercourse
gay people/hj
Victorian style stuff
not canon characters
mentioning of sh(not active)
mentioning of death
vampires obviously
monsters ig



TYYY TO MY BESTIE @Larrysrightasscheek FOR THE IDEAAAAAll Rights Reserved

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