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I Hate This Istg - Dhmis Shitpost

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Random Crack fic/shit post/whatever, I'm dead inside now.

Warrens probably very ooc, you could replace him with a fuckin' wooden plank and Nothing would change.

This is probably so short bro-All Rights Reserved

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The Skibidi Invasion by LianaIsBlank

I honestly don't know what I'm doing. This is just another crack book. (Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me as they belong to Dafuq!?Boom!!. The only character I own is my OC.) Edit: How the FUCK did I get so many views???

Hypnosis Mic Incorrect Quotes (and Shitposts) by Sai_KA077

Someone had to do it to them a collection of HypMic incorrect quotes and shitposts most of these would probably include ships or something Cover edited by me

☀︎︎𝕄ℂ𝕐𝕋 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤☀︎︎ [𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱] by ratticus_catticus

Literally what the title says. I am sorry to say that this oneshot book is discontinued. I don't know if I'll add more parts in the future, but I am thinking of writing other things and have a lot of drafts and ideas. Y'all are welcome to reread if you like, and, like I said, I MIGHT update sometime in the future but I'm not sure yet. Thanks for understanding! Includes: ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ~ 𝟝 ~ 𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 ~ 𝟙 ~ ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 ~𝟙 ~ 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕣 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕫 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠 ~ 𝟙 Y/N - your name N/N - nickname F/N - friend's name 〖 The parts are organized by name - the same order as the names listed above. 〗〖 TW / CW / Mature themes, as in: Swearing in most parts, gore, spicy scenes but no smut. I don't do that shit. 〗〖 Feel free to let me know of any grammar mistakes or anything that might not make sense. Don't worry, I've got thick skin! 〗〖 If anyone listed above is uncomfortable with fanfictions, please let me know and I will take them off the list. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable, so enlightening me on that will be greatly appreciated. 〗 Art made by yours truly.

Best Beloveds by nnotheree

"Like... you seriously want to marry me? Tommyinnit? The annoying brat who got himself exiled fucking twice? Who's died?" Tommy said skeptically. It was too good to be true. "Oh, Tom. Don't talk of yourself like that. You're strong and we want to help you." Tubbo said, staring at the blond. "We love you, Tommy. We do want to marry you." Ranboo said, offering the ring. OR Beeduo ask (read: force) Tommy to join the marriage and they go around causing chaos and mending broken relationships. Canon divergent splitting from actual lore when Tommy got out of prison. Still sorta sticks with canon. Art on cover done by https://senvurii.tumblr.com/ Also published on Ao3 Text-To-Speech Audio! *able to listen instead of read!* about like everything: i no longer like the dsmp, most of the creators are in some kind of controversy or do something terrible and i dont want to be associated to it anymore. i am proud of how far my writing has come and i know this story in particular was popular, and i am very sorry that i never managed to finish it before everything went to shit. i will leave this up because it was one of my first fics and the fact that i worked so hard on it. this is never to be updated again and i will not edit anything on this fic after this note.

BETA SQUAD GC!!! (BXB) by ajshawheels0

This is jus a fun little thing ill be updating whenever i have an idea or whenever i feel like it lol. Its jus as the title suggests, its the bs doin fun and stupid shit over 'text'. plus other non members too. i sort of doubt there'll be any sort of story or plotline to this but i can make subplots on request lol. this is a request book, so like u can give ideas jus like the oneshot book. ik i tend to make my content always sort of dark, but given this is a texting story i kind of doubt i can get this to be that sad or angsty. (leaving the mature rating on bc im probably underestimating my ability of making my readers cry) LOL THAT BEING SAID, ENJOYYY XXX ENJOYY!!!!

✧❂𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫✧❂ by Ms_Glaucous1st

꧁𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐤𝐨 𝐓𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐨, 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬.꧂ ꧁𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐤𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐔𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐤𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐔𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬.꧂ ꧁𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐤𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐔𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞'𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬.꧂ ꧁𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐬, 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐤𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝.꧂ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟖/𝟏𝟑/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: _/_/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓

(read desc.)Countryhumans Oneshots by Indra_Reaper

Here we go just another ch oneshot book, have fun (Mature tag is for potential cursing) NOTE: This book is on indefinite hiatus as I'm no longer in the fandom and cannot actively exercise my creativity and energy toward adding to it. I won't be able to accept any requests at this time, so apologies for any unmet requests and discontinued series. - (I did however add a requests page in addition to the revised description, if you're wondering why it's empty) --- Request page is for requests so that I won't miss it. - Some requests will be rejected if I'm either uncomfortable with fulfilling it or unable to. - I will {NOT} be doing reader inserts, OC or statehumans asks, smut, or dark themes (dead dove). Suggestive works will be either done of my own accord or are old works that I won't do anymore. - I may experiment if I'm in the mood. Some fics will be one-off things and not have a sequels. Some will have tropes that I won't replicate in any other work. - Some tropes/dynamics may recur across multiple fics. - Some old works are cringe and/or crack. Read at your own risk. Vast majority of this is meant to be lighthearted; if you find something offensive and/or problematic then please let me know so I can edit or delete it, thank you. - For all the parts that have an "aw bummer" cover pic, you're welcome to find a fitting pic for the ship or draw one yourself. --- ABBV. KEY for quick ToC browsing: F (female) M (male) NB (nonbinary) R (romantic) P (platonic) FA (familial) NS (no ship) RJ (reader's judgment) F (fluff) A (angst) HC (hurt/comfort) D (domestic) AU (alternate universe) C (crack) LF (long fic) SF (short fic/drabble) ST (special trait[specified in fic] UL (unrequited love) ER (established relationship) Some will have further specifications of the relationship/story in the part itself. All works will have a word count at the beginning. >Happy Readings<

Dream SMP Oneshots by ZuzuInnit

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RE: Village One Shots by YourMomsSidePiece69

Crack ass one shots with your favorite shawty. i wrote this when i was 14 so im sorry for the cringe.

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I honestly don't know what I'm doing. This is just another crack book. (Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me as they belong to Dafuq!?Boom!!. The only character I own is my OC.) Edit: How the FUCK did I get so many views???