The Sick Beauty And His Bamboo Horse Bodyguard [ Book Wearing ]
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  • Reads 344,650
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  • Parts 93
  • Time 21h 3m
Complete, First published Oct 26, 2022
COMPLETED EDITED MTL

Author: Su Mang
Status: Completed ( 64 Chapters + 29 Extras )
Raw Link: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=6036337

Full description on first chapter~~

After Sheng Jianan's death, he wore into the novel "Bamboo Horses Can't Defeat the Sky" and became a cannon fodder bamboo horse with the same name and surname that would die sooner or later.

On the day he came through, the little cannon fodder was squatting on the ground sickly. As soon as Sheng Jianan opened his eyes, he saw a football flying at him and he subconsciously closed his eyes.

When he opened his eyes again, under the light and shadow of the cracks of the tree, a handsome and cold little boy blocked the ball for him with his back.

Since then, Jiang Chi has consciously served as his bodyguard. They grew up together, became close partners and bamboo horses.

*

Once he wore a book, Sheng Jianan cherished this opportunity and decided to recuperate well and live a good life. His bamboo horse Jiang Chi was even more meticulous to him. He held him in his hand for fear of falling, and was afraid of melting him in his mouth.

The two have been almost inseparable since childhood. All classmates and friends will joke that they are a couple, but for a long time, everyone knows that Jiang Chi is a straight man.

Sheng Jianan also knew that before meeting Jiang Chi's fateful protagonist, he was a complete straight man, and he would retreat when he saw gay. Therefore, he always keeps his duty and hides his feelings.

When the protagonist appeared, Sheng Jianan silently packed his luggage and went to another country.

However, what he didn't know was that in the days he disappeared, Jiang Chi turned Xia City over.

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