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Ask the Balkans! [CH]
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Have you ever wanted to ask Serbia why he simps for Russia?
Perhaps you've wondered why Albania has 193,397 bunkers?
Or maybe you just want to know what the Balkans think about life.
Either way, you've come to the right place!
You ask the questions in the comments, and the Balkans answer them. It can be a dare, a question, or maybe just asking for an opinion. Anything goes!
There may be guest occurrences from Eastern Europe, in which case you're free to question them as well, but this is primarily focused on the Balkans.
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