I Lied; A Short Story (READ DESCRIPTION ASDFJKLIIWJDLNODMIURKE)

Ok, I just want to clarify, I do NOT encourage the attempt at doing any of the following events in the story. This includes believing in the Slenderman himself. Keep in mind that this story is entirely fiction based, and has NO relationship to any event, person, or thing. EVER. Thank you, and enjoy my weird story.