Crush on the Prankster Salesman
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  • Reads 5,722
  • Votes 188
  • Parts 12
  • Time 4h 14m
Ongoing, First published Oct 28, 2022
Mature
Jim Halpert x female reader. 

You've worked at Dunder Mifflin INC, Paper co. for a almost a year. You sit next to who your boss refers to as "The best salesman" Jim Halpert and across from the "Assistant to the regional manager" Dwight Schrute. And let's be honest you've probably liked Jim since you walked in the door on your first day and saw him sitting at his desk "working", but you never imagined he could ever like you back. Until one day......


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This will contain sexual topics, cursing, and some slight violence. I'll give some warnings throughout and if you don't like it you can hopefully skip past it. This book also contains LGBTQ characters if you are uncomfortable with that. I will not be specifically stating 'your' sexuality in the book I will leave it up to you. I hope you like it.
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