Wizards of The Carribean

Before I get to an actual summary/something way too cheerful, I'd like to tell you all something. This is BAD. Honestly, the title alone should have you running for the hills. The title ALONE. Don't read this. I certainly wouldn't, and I wrote the damn thing! Alright, I believe I've warned you enough.

Because Google apparently hates me, I was forced to make my own cover. Please, (as usual) don't judge.

So, when Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Draco (you already see where this is headed, don't you?) somehow wake up on the Black Pearl, properly outfitted for an adventure on the High Seas (set during At World's End) they end up:
-befriending the Pirate King (did I say befriend? I meant become the bodyguard of... and befriend.)
-Helping Will Turner out.
-Getting kidnapped by Sao Feng.
-Worshiping Jack, this can only mean one thing: I'm making it sound much more interesting while it is, while telling the truth. Enjoy!