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Impress Me Not: Insomniac Cafe

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Reads 19,026
Votes 1,915
Parts 100
Time 14h 33m

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"I wish we could just shoot both of them and see just which one winds up with him in the end," the blond sighed. This was going to be the project that kept him up at night, he just knew it.
There was some silence in between them. Benny thought that it was a tense silence, until he looked up. Those caramel eyes sparkled again, along with the smile that his partner always gave when he had thought of a plan.
Oh no.
"Benny," Will told him. "I think that's the best idea you've come up with yet."
*
Mateo Thompson and Lucas Miller are the best in their company. Their job? To try and gain small businesses for their large corporation. Contracts aren't easy to get from the owners of this city, though. Especially when it comes to the newest owner of Insomniac Cafe.
Anton Vahn is living his dream of finally owning his own business, he didn't care how much people said otherwise with how much he worked. He would never trade if for the world, and nothing can get in the way of its success.
Not even two very handsome men that come into his life and flip it upside down.
Now, just who will he choose?

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