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I Should Have Never Gone Out to Sea

ThatWeirdGirlLeesie

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Reads 3,218
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Parts 13
Time 3h 11m

ThatWeirdGirlLeesie

All characters and events in this fan fiction-even those based on real characters-are entirely fictional. All character personalities are impersonated......poorly. The following story contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone▫️

Having turned 14 years old, the boys are sick of their lives and want something different. Being a teenager is difficult stuff for them, and they just want a vacation from life. Clearly, the "Magic M Word" won't work a second time - despite the town having blended mush for brains. So, Stan and his friends come up with a great way to get away from it all: Run away, and sail to an island. Only problem is the island plan was a bust, and they've wound up on an island full of vampires and other creatures to eat you alive. Some of them have even joined the ranks of the undead surviving solely on blood and potty humor. 

This story was written for fun, for Halloween, and just 'cause I want to. Bare with me on the shipping for this one as I might end up only alluding to a few of them since we won't be breaking characters here. If I have to break characters to ship them, it's not happening.

(This story is mainly supposed to be a Style story, but I'm going to try my best to not make you cringe out of your socks. Let's not do that, shall we? Also, as much as this seems like it would be poorly written by some chick in the 7th grade, I'm going to try to make these characters as by-the-book as possible. Also, tell me the real episode name, episode number, and season this story's name is based off of.)

Started: Sunday, October 30th 2022
Ended: Friday, November 18th 2022All Rights Reserved

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Online Connexion Kyle Broflovski X F!Reader by Aily-uk

You and Kyle have been friends on internet for 3 months now but never showed eachother your faces or real names for privacy and stuffs , his online name is Kk so thats what you call him and he calls you either Dumbass or Uni , why ? because it was your username on Roblox where you guys met (unicorn something something yk). But you tell eachother EVERYTHING like you guys are very close now . But sadly you have to move and you will go to a very small city called South Park in Colorado. Who knows maybe you'll meet new people for your senior year there?... You and Kyle are 18 in this story like almost everyone else in the high school . You are in twelve grade/senior . Also this is a female y/n. I'll probably make gender neutral or male fanfictions later in the future but it is easier for me to make a female y/n since I am only a beginner writer and don't know much about other gender fanfictions or povs . (Idk if it made sense but yeah 😭) I will probably mostly use first person pov for the story because it is easier for me to write as. Also a small reminder that I am not originally English so I am maybe going to make grammar mistakes and others. I do NOT own south park obviously. And I only own the fanfiction.

Creek - a new beginning by EndoNike

Tweek x Craig South Park parody fanfiction After a breakup when they were kids, Tweek and Craig have had a rocky and awkward relationship. They haven't properly talked since the sixth grade. As their hate builds towards each other, a spark of something new starts. What are these strange feelings? Any chapters containing smut will be labeled as such. *All characters are 18 years of age and in their senior year of high school. WARNING -strong language -smut/sex -drug abuse -bullying

Exorcise him! // Craig x Tweek // (Creek) by H34RTVIVIS

Craig Tuckers life is at stake, the whole world is against him. And when he thinks that his life is starting to take path, the sudden nightmare of having to deal with a demon bites back at him. He's fucked. ... For 10 seconds I keep my eyes open and Cartman doesn't even have the guts to keep his eyes open on the road anymore. At 5 seconds, the wheels go sliding over the ramp. At 3 seconds I realize that he's let go of the wheel. At 2, I look behind at the cop that brings his car to a stop. At 1, I close my eyes and accept the fact that we're in the fucking air. "WHAM" "OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES CRAIG" Cartman yells and I suddenly inhale, I've forgotten how to breath. But somehow, we're still fucking alive. •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅• A thrilling comedy and romance story about pastor Craig and demon Tweek. LOTS OF Fluff and a COUPLE OF MATURE SCENES YALL!!🤘 (characters are 20+ in their adult lives) NO smut. I hope you guys don't mind the few spelling mistakes, this is around 300 pages and it gets exhausting to edit 😭 THESE ARE ADULTS!!!!!!! ❤️ Enjoy ❤️ •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅•

No Homo by nonexistant_nugget

I wrote this fanfic in 8th and 9th grade, then unpublished it for 3 years. Now I'm leaving it up. Enjoy. Tweek Tweak was new in town because plot convenience. He moved to south park for his sophomore year after he was practically forced out of his home town. While being shown around the school by Bebe Stevens, a manipulative, popular girl, he meets Craig Tucker. Craig is introduced by Bebe as an asshole which makes Tweek intrigued. He joins Craig's crew and tries to decode Craig and Clyde's complex love/hate relationship and why everyone in South Park seems to be gay in some way. Oh yeah it's Creek. There's a lot of curse words too. And sexual jokes. I don't own the art, or South Park. If I owned South Park, I wouldn't be writing shitty fanfic. Warnings: There is a lot of depression, suicide, food disorder mentions, disease, death, all of that sad stuff. If you can't deal with that, then don't deal. Walk away.

Still In Love? (Creek) (A Bit Of Tyde) [COMPLETED] by mythical_ghost0

Tweek and craig used to date until they were in 5th grade when tweek had to move states. Now that craig is in senior year in high school there's news that there's a new kid. No big deal right? Craig has a girlfriend that he's very happy with, or.. that's what people think. Craig sees this boy had just moved here from out of state and swears he remembers him. As they start being friends they realized they actually dated in elementary and made jokes about it. Craig makes a joke that he's still into him, but is it true or not? Clyde's in a rough spot. Everyone is telling him that he should break up with his girlfriend bebe cause they are in a toxic relationship. Everytime, he gets mad. Not like he's actually mad.. but bebe tells him he should be mad when people talk about their relationship badly. Turns out, clyde fell out of love for her. He's actually in love with tolkien. But, everytime he tries to break up with her he gets manipulated into getting back in the relationship. Enough is enough. He breaks up with bebe for good but he's under a lot of stress cause she said that if he leaves.. she would do some fucked up shit. (This story is mostly creek but a lot of tyde in it. I'm adding tyde in because I rarely write about tyde or draw it and I just want to recognize it cause I really like the ship)

I still Love You - South Park Post COVID [Style] by YaBoyOliver420

'Why do I still love you?' Stan keeps asking himself. Looking at Kyle, hearing Kyle, thinking of Kyle, it brought back all the pain Stan went through loving him as kids. The pain of not being able to hold him, to kiss him, to touch him, he wanted Kyle. But Covid tore them apart in a way that would never be forgotten unless it was erased from his mind completely. ----------------------------------------- 'Why do I feel this way? Kyle looks at his ex-friend Stan in pure confusion. Questioning himself as he feels the cringe butterflies in his stomach rumbling. He's only felt this way before once, and that was with the same man he currently couldn't pull his eyes away from in the fourth grade. He was too young to feel this way towards him, so this must be a fluke. Right? ----- SOUTH PARK POST COVID ----- -All is told strictly from Kyle and Stan's perspectives -[I claim no ownership of the characters or story, or art used for the cover. I'm just a single gay boy who finds comfort in fictional characters in a happy relationship]- -(I started writing this while tripping balls on weed during one of my depressive episodes, so try to ignore the bad writing and mistakes). -I do also recommend reading the story while watching the Post Covid special. I tried really hard to match the dialog and scenes, but I had to add more and edit or take some parts out because it wouldn't work with the relationship between Stan and Kyle building at the same time. But I tried hard and hopefully I made an entertaining story. Read with caution because it's not great but I tried.

"Boyfrenemies" by teambroflovski

You've heard of frenemies...but boyfrenemies? Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker aren't the best of friends. But suddenly their rage and anger towards each other turns to compassion and love for one another. How will this end? BTW THIS IS A SOUTH PARK FANFIC IK THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN BUT CREEK IS CANON BITCHES SO HA -Brooke

Why does this happen to me..? [[ A bunny fanfic ]] by Your_l0st_sock

[ I do not own South Park or the characters mentioned in this fanfiction.] ------ Characters are anywhere from 16-17 years old in this book. Most in 11th grade. ------ // *(Possible) Trigger warnings* // - Blood - Gore(?) - Death - Murder - Homophpbia/slurs - Eating disorders(?) - Abuse - Strong language - Maybe some sexual stuff? No full on smut though - Addictions(?) - Etc ------ #1 in buttersxkenny: 11/13/22 #1 in kennyxbutters: 11/24(?)/22 ------ Date started: 10/25/22 Date finished: 11/23/22

South Park One-Shots (Completed) by P_Chaos

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Style! South Park fanfic by ch3rry08

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