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I Should Have Never Gone Out to Sea

ThatWeirdGirlLeesie

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Reads 3,108
Votes 132
Parts 13
Time 3h 11m

ThatWeirdGirlLeesie

All characters and events in this fan fiction-even those based on real characters-are entirely fictional. All character personalities are impersonated......poorly. The following story contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone▫️

Having turned 14 years old, the boys are sick of their lives and want something different. Being a teenager is difficult stuff for them, and they just want a vacation from life. Clearly, the "Magic M Word" won't work a second time - despite the town having blended mush for brains. So, Stan and his friends come up with a great way to get away from it all: Run away, and sail to an island. Only problem is the island plan was a bust, and they've wound up on an island full of vampires and other creatures to eat you alive. Some of them have even joined the ranks of the undead surviving solely on blood and potty humor. 

This story was written for fun, for Halloween, and just 'cause I want to. Bare with me on the shipping for this one as I might end up only alluding to a few of them since we won't be breaking characters here. If I have to break characters to ship them, it's not happening.

(This story is mainly supposed to be a Style story, but I'm going to try my best to not make you cringe out of your socks. Let's not do that, shall we? Also, as much as this seems like it would be poorly written by some chick in the 7th grade, I'm going to try to make these characters as by-the-book as possible. Also, tell me the real episode name, episode number, and season this story's name is based off of.)

Started: Sunday, October 30th 2022
Ended: Friday, November 18th 2022All Rights Reserved

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