I Should Have Never Gone Out to Sea - ThatWeirdChick - Wattpad

I Should Have Never Gone Out to Sea

ThatWeirdGirlLeesie

Reads 3,164
Votes 132
Parts 13
Time 3h 11m

Reads 3,164
Votes 132
Parts 13
Time 3h 11m

ThatWeirdGirlLeesie

All characters and events in this fan fiction-even those based on real characters-are entirely fictional. All character personalities are impersonated......poorly. The following story contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone▫️

Having turned 14 years old, the boys are sick of their lives and want something different. Being a teenager is difficult stuff for them, and they just want a vacation from life. Clearly, the "Magic M Word" won't work a second time - despite the town having blended mush for brains. So, Stan and his friends come up with a great way to get away from it all: Run away, and sail to an island. Only problem is the island plan was a bust, and they've wound up on an island full of vampires and other creatures to eat you alive. Some of them have even joined the ranks of the undead surviving solely on blood and potty humor. 

This story was written for fun, for Halloween, and just 'cause I want to. Bare with me on the shipping for this one as I might end up only alluding to a few of them since we won't be breaking characters here. If I have to break characters to ship them, it's not happening.

(This story is mainly supposed to be a Style story, but I'm going to try my best to not make you cringe out of your socks. Let's not do that, shall we? Also, as much as this seems like it would be poorly written by some chick in the 7th grade, I'm going to try to make these characters as by-the-book as possible. Also, tell me the real episode name, episode number, and season this story's name is based off of.)

Started: Sunday, October 30th 2022
Ended: Friday, November 18th 2022All Rights Reserved

Table of contents

13 parts

Sign up to add I Should Have Never Gone Out to Sea to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Why does this happen to me..? [[ A bunny fanfic ]] by Your_l0st_sock

[ I do not own South Park or the characters mentioned in this fanfiction.] ------ Characters are anywhere from 16-17 years old in this book. Most in 11th grade. ------ // *(Possible) Trigger warnings* // - Blood - Gore(?) - Death - Murder - Homophpbia/slurs - Eating disorders(?) - Abuse - Strong language - Maybe some sexual stuff? No full on smut though - Addictions(?) - Etc ------ #1 in buttersxkenny: 11/13/22 #1 in kennyxbutters: 11/24(?)/22 ------ Date started: 10/25/22 Date finished: 11/23/22

Exorcise him! // Craig x Tweek // (Creek) by H34RTVIVIS

Craig Tuckers life is at stake, the whole world is against him. And when he thinks that his life is starting to take path, the sudden nightmare of having to deal with a demon bites back at him. He's fucked. ... For 10 seconds I keep my eyes open and Cartman doesn't even have the guts to keep his eyes open on the road anymore. At 5 seconds, the wheels go sliding over the ramp. At 3 seconds I realize that he's let go of the wheel. At 2, I look behind at the cop that brings his car to a stop. At 1, I close my eyes and accept the fact that we're in the fucking air. "WHAM" "OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES CRAIG" Cartman yells and I suddenly inhale, I've forgotten how to breath. But somehow, we're still fucking alive. •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅• A thrilling comedy and romance story about pastor Craig and demon Tweek. LOTS OF Fluff and a COUPLE OF MATURE SCENES YALL!!🤘 (characters are 20+ in their adult lives) NO smut. I hope you guys don't mind the few spelling mistakes, this is around 300 pages and it gets exhausting to edit 😭 THESE ARE ADULTS!!!!!!! ❤️ Enjoy ❤️ •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅•

I still Love You - South Park Post COVID [Style] by YaBoyOliver420

'Why do I still love you?' Stan keeps asking himself. Looking at Kyle, hearing Kyle, thinking of Kyle, it brought back all the pain Stan went through loving him as kids. The pain of not being able to hold him, to kiss him, to touch him, he wanted Kyle. But Covid tore them apart in a way that would never be forgotten unless it was erased from his mind completely. ----------------------------------------- 'Why do I feel this way? Kyle looks at his ex-friend Stan in pure confusion. Questioning himself as he feels the cringe butterflies in his stomach rumbling. He's only felt this way before once, and that was with the same man he currently couldn't pull his eyes away from in the fourth grade. He was too young to feel this way towards him, so this must be a fluke. Right? ----- SOUTH PARK POST COVID ----- -All is told strictly from Kyle and Stan's perspectives -[I claim no ownership of the characters or story, or art used for the cover. I'm just a single gay boy who finds comfort in fictional characters in a happy relationship]- -(I started writing this while tripping balls on weed during one of my depressive episodes, so try to ignore the bad writing and mistakes). -I do also recommend reading the story while watching the Post Covid special. I tried really hard to match the dialog and scenes, but I had to add more and edit or take some parts out because it wouldn't work with the relationship between Stan and Kyle building at the same time. But I tried hard and hopefully I made an entertaining story. Read with caution because it's not great but I tried.

Rain ( Tweek x Craig ) by bgbgbyvu

Tweek Tweak, a 17-year-old boy who just moved into South Park due to their parents expanding their business, has to go through another shitty school year. Not to mention he's obsessed with coffee, has attention deficit disorder (ADD) and is constantly freaking out. Craig Tucker, an 18-year-old boy who has a pretty decent life, besides the fact he doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. He feels like his life is plain, like what's the point if I'm going to do the same shit very day?? No one knows though, because he's meant to be this kid with no emotions. When the two meet, Craigs boring life becomes filled with drama. How will Creek respond to this?? Will they get closer or will they start a rivalry for each other? Smut: chapter 6, chapter 10 One sided Twenny Style Bendy Bunny Tyde Sorry if my English is bad-

Style! South Park fanfic by ch3rry08

This is a fan made style (Stan x Kyle) story. There will be some lemon and very light smvt and I'll give a disclaimer be4 hand, this is fluff and angst for the most part. There will be some Clyde x Bebe and Craig x Tweek. There will be creek angst (Craig x Tweek) no he doesn't get hit by a car. They are simply aged up because I don't think ten year olds should be dating necessarily, but this is South Park and apparently they do lol. This is an AU or alternative reality. // This is so old and so bad why are yall reading this crazy shit it's so hard to follow 😭

It Was Always You / Style Southpark by CloudyOutsidehehe

Just a PS I still actively check and interact with this story, I love reading comments<3 Top 5 ratings: #1 in #stanxkyle 5/13/2024 #5 in #southpark 5/13/2024 #3 in #bebestevens 5/19/2024 #5 in #kylexstan 6/30/2024 #4 in #wendytestaburger 7/11/2024 #3 in #wendytestaburger 8/28/2024 #4 in #kennyxbutters 1/1/25 #4 in #bebestevens 1/1/25 #3 in #stabxkyle 1/21/25 #2 in #bebestevens Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Eric are l currently 14-15 and they are freshmen in high school. Of course after all the crazy shit that happened in 8th grade they were a bit apprehensive about starting high-school but it ended up not being that bad. It dosnt help that Stan and Wendy have been in a on and off toxic relation ship since like 7th grade though. That is until one day when Stan finds out Wendy is cheating on him. Then he makes a huge "mistake" that's going to change everything. Also as if recent something has been off with Kenny and Butters but nobody is sure what exactly is up with them. They just keep acting...weird. But that doesn't matter because everyone is so confused about everything and it's all fucking chaos. WARNING: mentions of sexual assault, sexual assault, clearly a lot of swearing, drinking, pretty much typical South-park shit. There will be lots of errors in logic and mistakes but its a fanfic so get over it. Also if you don't like it and feel the need to be an asshole go right ahead cause the comments and reads help, tysm :)

She's Back (Kyle Broflovski x Reader) by iknowimfabulous69

(Y/N) (L/N) moved away from her hometown South Park, Colorado when she was in the fourth grade and moved to California. Her dad had recently got his old job back in South Park, and now she's moving back. She's back, and she can't be any happier. All her friends are over the moon with excitement, but no one was happier than Kyle Broflovski. -------- -I don't own South Park or any of the characters, I just own the story. -This is my first time ever writing anything! (So sorry if it's bad) It probably will only be my only time writing anything to be honest. -Cussing and mature language will be in this story. -Characters are aged up to 17 in this story. --------

Still In Love? (Creek) (A Bit Of Tyde) [COMPLETED] by mythical_ghost0

Tweek and craig used to date until they were in 5th grade when tweek had to move states. Now that craig is in senior year in high school there's news that there's a new kid. No big deal right? Craig has a girlfriend that he's very happy with, or.. that's what people think. Craig sees this boy had just moved here from out of state and swears he remembers him. As they start being friends they realized they actually dated in elementary and made jokes about it. Craig makes a joke that he's still into him, but is it true or not? Clyde's in a rough spot. Everyone is telling him that he should break up with his girlfriend bebe cause they are in a toxic relationship. Everytime, he gets mad. Not like he's actually mad.. but bebe tells him he should be mad when people talk about their relationship badly. Turns out, clyde fell out of love for her. He's actually in love with tolkien. But, everytime he tries to break up with her he gets manipulated into getting back in the relationship. Enough is enough. He breaks up with bebe for good but he's under a lot of stress cause she said that if he leaves.. she would do some fucked up shit. (This story is mostly creek but a lot of tyde in it. I'm adding tyde in because I rarely write about tyde or draw it and I just want to recognize it cause I really like the ship)

idiots in love by ninemangoes

[Previously known as 'I Like You'!!] *𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: #𝟭 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙭𝙠𝙮𝙡𝙚, #1 𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙭𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙜, #1 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙭𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠, #1 𝙗𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨, #2 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙨𝙝* ★彡　artist: tuckerenthusiast on tumblr ★彡 When being friends for so long, chances of becoming more than that decrease. Tweek Tweak, Kyle Broflovski, and Butters Stotch knew that 'fact' well. What are the chances they even like the same gender? What if they already have someone else in mind? What if confessing ruins everything? Questions like these always refrained them from making a move. But because it's South park, life always did a 180 at some point and the unpredictable was thrown at the coffee lover, jew, and short blonde's faces. The unpredictable wasn't such a bad thing after all and things turned out better than they expected. { Creek, Style, and Bunny fanfic } *strong language, mature themes, and offensive words mentioned like in the show*

Online Connexion Kyle Broflovski X F!Reader by Aily-uk

You and Kyle have been friends on internet for 3 months now but never showed eachother your faces or real names for privacy and stuffs , his online name is Kk so thats what you call him and he calls you either Dumbass or Uni , why ? because it was your username on Roblox where you guys met (unicorn something something yk). But you tell eachother EVERYTHING like you guys are very close now . But sadly you have to move and you will go to a very small city called South Park in Colorado. Who knows maybe you'll meet new people for your senior year there?... You and Kyle are 18 in this story like almost everyone else in the high school . You are in twelve grade/senior . Also this is a female y/n. I'll probably make gender neutral or male fanfictions later in the future but it is easier for me to make a female y/n since I am only a beginner writer and don't know much about other gender fanfictions or povs . (Idk if it made sense but yeah 😭) I will probably mostly use first person pov for the story because it is easier for me to write as. Also a small reminder that I am not originally English so I am maybe going to make grammar mistakes and others. I do NOT own south park obviously. And I only own the fanfiction.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Why does this happen to me..? [[ A bunny fanfic ]] cover

Exorcise him! // Craig x Tweek // (Creek) cover

I still Love You - South Park Post COVID [Style] cover

Rain ( Tweek x Craig ) cover

Style! South Park fanfic cover

It Was Always You / Style Southpark cover

She's Back (Kyle Broflovski x Reader) cover

Still In Love? (Creek) (A Bit Of Tyde) [COMPLETED] cover

idiots in love cover

Online Connexion Kyle Broflovski X F!Reader cover

Why does this happen to me..? [[ A bunny fanfic ]]

[ I do not own South Park or the characters mentioned in this fanfiction.] ------ Characters are anywhere from 16-17 years old in this book. Most in 11th grade. ------ // (Possible) Trigger warnings // - Blood - Gore(?) - Death - Murder - Homophpbia/slurs - Eating disorders(?) - Abuse - Strong language - Maybe some sexual stuff? No full on smut though - Addictions(?) - Etc ------ #1 in buttersxkenny: 11/13/22 #1 in kennyxbutters: 11/24(?)/22 ------ Date started: 10/25/22 Date finished: 11/23/22