Random Fiction

My friends and I was bored as always and one of them said that 'hey we could play a game'
then someone replied ' yeah, so here's the rules you have to finish a sentence that the other player before your turn made up. You have to use two to three words only'

so the fun begins.

this is just some of the fiction we've made up and we've decided to write them down so people can see the shit we were laughing about almost every free time.