a corny love story (Steve cobs x mephone4)
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When the charming multi-millionaire playboy Steve Cobs is in his favourite coffee shop, he doesn't expect to meet the love of his life.
tw: uuuuuh torture of objects 🥺🥺‼️‼️
this is satire btw i do not ship this awful crap💀
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