(I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT MYSELF AND MY OCS!)
When Princess Bowsette's Koopa Kingdom is threatened by a fungal fiend once thought to have been defeated long ago, it is said that a chosen one will arise and restore peace throughout the land... Or at least, that's how it was supposed to happen. Unfortunately, the chosen one was out of the kingdom at the time, leaving them with the chosen one's inexperienced cousin to fill in his role. May God (or whoever you worship) have mercy on their poor souls...
This story (if you couldn't tell by the title) is a parody/retelling of Paper Mario on the Nintendo 64. Don't be fooled, just because the main character is an author insert. It doesn't mean that I'm gonna try and feed my ego with this story. In fact, I plan on making the story version of myself kind of a pathetic loser. If you're a fan of 4th wall breaks, self-aware humor, and (obviously) the original Paper Mario, feel free to give this a read! Hopefully, you'll like what you find inside. If not, well, at least I had fun writing this out! Anyway, I sincerely hope you enjoy my first ever story/fanfiction here on Wattpad!
Transmigrated into DxD World-Kuoh Town, Hibari Kyoya. an average student, spent 18 agonizing years in the world fully aware of the dangers, knowing he is utterly powerless in a world of gods and monsters, Until...
[Ding! Sign-In System loading... 20%... 50%... 80%... 100%.]
Destiny, it seems.. has a cruel sense of humor. A [Sign-In System], long overdue, finally bursts to life within him, offering a chance at survival, a chance at power...
[Ding! Congratulations! You have received the Rainbow-Grade Gift Bag!]
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He then started completing System's tasks, accumulating even greater rewards.
[Ding! Task completed. Reward: Perfect Rumble-Rumble Fruit (Weakness to water Removed).]
[Ding! Task completed. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Flying Thunder God Technique!]