A Guy In The Analysts Club
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  • Reads 40,285
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  • Parts 88
  • Time 8h 20m
Complete, First published Nov 03, 2022
The MBTIs. They have to do their job:to be good personalities. INTP is a scientist,ESFP is a musician,you all get it. Well everyone is doing their jobs just fine,except ENFP. ENFP is naive,childish and curious. And this curiosity would bring her into a dangerous love. Guilty would be INTJ,a mysterious guy with a quite nice moustache.

TW:
‐swearing with no censoring!!!
-mention of sexual content
-suicide thoughts and overthinking
-trespassing
-gore
-tropes of the book:Grumpy×Sunshine,Stalker×Stalked,One Bed
-book contains grammatical mistakes,English isn't my first language!!!

By the way,I am not refering to the personalities themselves,I just consider that they are real people in my story (for a lil bit of help understanding the story,go to the special chapter where I wrote the MBTI lore)

(currently re-editing it,there was an obvious smut scene but wtf was wrong with me a year ago so ye)
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