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The Light Queen
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Ongoing, First published Feb 11, 2015
Mature
Can't a girl just get some pancakes from iHop in peace!? I mean seriously! 

My best friend Riley and I went to iHop to get some pancakes. No biggie right? Well, later on, there are four guys on my doorstep saying wacko things, and I'm over here with Riley like "What the hell man?" 

This is my story on how I got kidnapped, just for getting pancakes too!
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BTW- High levels of sarcasm, sexuality, and cussing. So if you don't like it, then don't read it. Have a nice day. =)
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