Can't Touch This
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Last published Tue, Jul 12, 2011
Once upon a time, in the past there lived a ninja Haruki and his asspwning sister Gen. The family lived under total peace and serenity...until they are rudely awaken by the Friggingly Boring Idiots (FBI) agents.There is no good and evil, white and black, light and darkness. There is only Haruki and his asspwning sister Gen.
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