sans au oneshots bc boredom

yes. i've been gone, and i come back with this cursed shit. have fun lmfao.

Warning: Cursing!

will do:
lemons and limes although only if requested.
fluff (i do that so much)
angst
poly :D

wont do:
bottom ink, (in some cases error), dream, cross, trap(horror), swap or killer.
r@p3.
1nc3st.
anything remotely related to dreamare.
female ecto bs.
genderbend one character. (if you request a genderbend, then face it i'll be genderbending both of said characters, i dont think any of the sans aus would be straight lolz)
weird ass kinks or fetishes. (ex. foot, p1$$)
anything too violent to my liking. (which is nearly impossible to do lmfao)
Anything remotely racist, ableist, islamophobic or anything similar.

reminder, if i decline a request then do not attack me. my book, my choices.