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Royal Pain in the Ass

PunkRockPenguin

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Reads 6,357,089
Votes 75,987
Parts 31
Time 6h 38m

PunkRockPenguin

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Juliet has worked hard all of her life and everything she has she earned herself.  Now her world is turning upside down as she finally meets her father, who until recently was just an abstract idea to her.  What is an American girl to do in the confusing world of British politics?All Rights Reserved

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The Dating Game by Jalehly

"If you go out with me, I'll buy you dinner." "Maybe some other time." "If you go out with me, I'll spoil you like a princess." "I don't need gems and dimes." "If you go out with me, I'll never leave you." "I can't promise the same." With nothing to lose but everything to gain, what mystery is Juliet Royal concealing?

Truth Chasers by _loves2read

Imagine this. You close your eyes for merely a second and when you open them, it's the year 2040. Everything is different. The very world as you know it today is contrary to your current reality. There's are no regular chocolate bars like sneakers or mars, there's no such thing as iPhone or Tesla, attending government school is absolutely compulsory in some parts of the world, there's no freedom to move around or travel through different countries or even different states within your own country. There are two major alliances of countries; The Union and the Confederates which are in a constant struggle for power after a war in 2035 that divided the world. In the midst of all of this, life seems to be going perfectly well for seventeen year old Saylor Cohen in the new world she has found herself in. She lives somewhat of a double life. Her father is a spy majorly known for his role as a government official and they live a life of luxury and wealth. She seems to be adjusting to the new rules imposed by the government including attending compulsory government school while trying to live under intense secrecy to protect her father's secrets. Her struggles to attain any form of normalcy in her life soon ebbs away when her life is turned upside down as she is expected to entertain a guest she despises. She finds herself in relationships she knows her father would never approve of and worst of all, she starts receiving mysterious letters from an unknown source. She follows the promptings and instructions of these strange letters as they promise to lead her to some important information about a ground breaking truth that's been hidden from her. The only problem is, the letters she guards and hopes will answer all her burning questions ends up being the very thing that endangers her the most.

The Royal Games by AshlingWilliams

Just as I go to slip into my room, the mysterious stranger places a hand on my waist and leans over my shoulder. "If I were the Prince I would only have eyes for you" he breathes into my ear before walking away, leaving me a hot mess. ** The United Kingdom is looking for a wife for their son, the heir to the throne of Britain. A deal is negotiated. All girls from 19-21 who live in the U.S.A must register to enter a trial period in the palace in England, competing for the Prince's heart. Rosaline Princeton finds herself one of the 'lucky' girls chosen to embark on this incredible journey. But she has no desire to leave her family and home country, and certainly no desire to win the heart of a man she's never even met before. But over the months she encounters crazed girls certain of their right to Britain's throne, a Prince she can't seem to shake from her thoughts, friends to last a lifetime, a rather unpleasant brother, a charming cousin, secrets and, quite possibly, even love thrown into the chaotic mix ... ... But will she get her fairytale ending? And with whom ... Best Rankings: #1 featurethis #1 theselection #1 royal #1 queen # 2 selection

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

$SoulMates {COMPLETED!} by TeddyBear_Life$

Elena Marie Owens, a cool, Independent 15 year old. A very well known person around New York due to her talents in the Arts and Crafts, and one of her hidden talents in skating, not just that kind of skating but Ice skating and Roller skating too. People are envious of Elena at school, but with Elena, she doesn't care what people say or think about her. The only people she's ever cared about is her rather large family, all in one house. As for her love life? Like she needs that right now. All the guys she's ever dated left her for someone else or cheated on her, so the last thing she needs is another guy saying "I love you." But, this coming 2019 she meets someone the exact opposite of what she expects in a guy, now Elena doesn't believe in SoulMates but this special guy might change her mind. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xavier Jackson Robinson, probably the most sensitive 17 year old you'll ever meet. At his home in California he is well known for his love of sports, and almost everyone in Cali knows who Xavier is, and half the reason is because of his sister who is a world renowned famous singer. Xavier has taken a love in basketball and hoping to be in the NBL one day. Xavier has basically put a flag down in California, hoping he would stay there forever. But suddenly one day in the Robinson household, the family is forced to move to New York. Xavier is obviously not happy, more angry than anything, but Xavier should be use to change since he changed basketball teams every so often at school, but for some reason this is different. Xavier is now enrolled in this new school, away from his friends, and "off to make new ones" his dad would say. But one day he sets his eyes on this girl, and he swears they are SoulMates. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Duchess' Enchantment by CharmSingingWinter77

Annalise is everything a young eligible single noblewoman should be. Incomparably Beautiful, nicely titled and generously wealthy. However, being the sole heiress to the rich and bountiful Duchy of Goslar is proven difficult after her parent's death and the absence of a male heir, especially as the wealth is exploited by her selfish and vain Uncle and his family. In an attempt to salvage and regain the wealth that is so rapidly depleting, her uncle decides to throw every eligible, rich and titled gentleman her way, no matter how despicable and snobbish - but Annalise knows that it is only the half-truth. He wants to get her out of the way, so he can govern her Duchy the way he has always wanted, and bleed it dry. She does not know how or even if she can accomplish what she set out for, nor does she know why she trusts the handsome and mysterious stranger who offers her an olive branch -- and a solution to every problem she is currently facing; a sanctuary from her snobbish, vain and selfish family, the welfare of her people. Cassius is at his peak in everything; a thriving military career, a caring, supportive family and his talents praised in every corner of the world, what more could he want? But he is constantly reminded that, as a prince, it is his duty to marry well and produce heirs to benefit the empire. Cassius knows that every woman is only out for his title, wealth and unfortunately do not know anything beyond, court gossip, fashion and how to snag the most eligible lord - everything that he despises. After many years of searching and disappointments, Cassius becomes resigned to a life full of work, duties and responsibilities and refuses to make any space for anything else. But fate is colliding because when he sights the stunning, witty, fiercely protective beauty, he is possessed by a longing he cannot control. To claim her, he offers her an undeniable deal; the trouble is, will she accept? And will she ever truly belong to him?

Madam Billionaire by LoveLiveLust

I needed this. I need to let go. She thought as she tried to justify her sexual feelings towards the sexy beast tangled to her body. "Stop me..." Matteo whispered harshly in her ear, but she was moaning to his kisses and was letting him take off her dress as he lay her down to the bed. He groaned when he saw her slender body which strangely aroused him more than those voluptuous stripper bodies that he had grown accustomed to. "Amara, baby..." ***** She's the daughter of one of the most influential families in the world. She grew up as one of the richest trust fund kids, and she lives a very lavish and luxurious lifestyle. But what people didn't know was the truth of her bloodline. She's the love child, of one of the richest men in the world. She was daddy's little princess. All three of her biological brothers, the true heir of her father's wealth hated her. His wife, her fake mom despised her, never acknowledge her existence unless it was for social occasions. ...... This is a story about the richest, deception, love, humor, hate, heartbreak, and all the drama you can fit into a book. Follow me, find out who's the lucky guy who gets to live his ever after with our madam billionaire. And for all of you who have been stalking on our townies... Take a wild guess, who knows, you might be right 😉 ....... *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*

A Royal Mess by cornfusedwriter

Alexis is an ordinary girl with a normal life until she encounters a prince and discovers a bewildering secret. Now Alexis Parker is a mess or shall I say her life is a big, steaming, filled to the brim, kind of mess. This is the journey of a teenage girl who is left with no other choice but to move out of her comfort zone, out of the place she calls home and out into the strange unusual world if she wants to learn the truth about who she really is. There will be pranks (she lives by the rule go big or go home), life changing choices (she's shit at making them), a crazy royal family (they'll deny this notion), an arranged betrothal side by side a budding highschool romance (everything you could want multiplied by 2). Take a leap of faith and explore this royal mess..

King Me by Kweehnn

Sometimes things happen to us that we can't control. Sometimes we fight back. Sometimes it doesn't work and the consequences are more than we bargained for. We fall in love with people we shouldn't, go back to people we shouldn't. Make excuses for things that we shouldn't. Fight and manipulate those around us, for what? For the power and the glory. It's the year 3XXX and Royalty and politics just got a little more interesting. * This story contains many triggering events please don't read if you feel it may have a negative affect on you*

The Good Or Bad Type by JamieApollo18

As a Prince he has options. He knows the right one but the wrong one is so much hotter. Him or Her? Her or Him? What if he can't choose?

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The Dating Game

"If you go out with me, I'll buy you dinner." "Maybe some other time." "If you go out with me, I'll spoil you like a princess." "I don't need gems and dimes." "If you go out with me, I'll never leave you." "I can't promise the same." With nothing to lose but everything to gain, what mystery is Juliet Royal concealing?