Royal Pain in the Ass
PunkRockPenguin
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  • Reads 6,359,123
  • Votes 76,057
  • Parts 31
  • Time 6h 38m
PunkRockPenguin
Complete, First published Nov 08, 2011
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Juliet has worked hard all of her life and everything she has she earned herself.  Now her world is turning upside down as she finally meets her father, who until recently was just an abstract idea to her.  What is an American girl to do in the confusing world of British politics?
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The Raven-Haired Mistress

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*Mature content warning.* A mythical kingdom is ruled by a king, queen, and their son, the prince. The prince is engaged to a rich noble woman, the daughter of a lord. They are married soon after. The two didn't get to know each other well before they were wed. They hoped they would fall in love, but they were too different. They live separate lives. She keeps up her appearance and title in society, and he continues to train to be the next prince. One day, he travels to a tavern outside eon the main city in a smaller town, and meets her. She is gorgeous woman with raven hair and gray-blue eyes who was a waitress in the tavern. Her family owned the establishment with her father and brother working behind the bar and she serving the tables. He was instantly attracted to her and she was too. They fall in love and work towards living their happily ever after. But the girl soon learns that happily ever after is rare for a royal.

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