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Royal Pain in the Ass

PunkRockPenguin

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Reads 6,359,645
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Parts 31
Time 6h 38m

PunkRockPenguin

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Juliet has worked hard all of her life and everything she has she earned herself.  Now her world is turning upside down as she finally meets her father, who until recently was just an abstract idea to her.  What is an American girl to do in the confusing world of British politics?All Rights Reserved

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XAVIER by yeongseoh1

Serena Vale has spent her life in the shadow of power. As the daughter of the President, she's been scrutinized, controlled, and expected to follow a path paved for her. But Serena refuses to be defined by politics or privilege-she wants something real, something hers. Then comes Xavier, a relentless, sharp-witted agent whose job is to protect, not fall in love. But from the moment he set his eyes on her, their lives become tangled in ways neither of them expected. What starts as tension and guarded emotions soon turns into something undeniable-a connection neither of them can walk away from. As Serena carves out a life beyond the White House, she battles family expectations, personal ambition, and the complexities of love with a man whose world is vastly different from hers. Their relationship is anything but easy-distance, duty, and their own fears threaten to pull them apart-but through it all, they keep finding their way back to each other.

King Me by Kweehnn

Sometimes things happen to us that we can't control. Sometimes we fight back. Sometimes it doesn't work and the consequences are more than we bargained for. We fall in love with people we shouldn't, go back to people we shouldn't. Make excuses for things that we shouldn't. Fight and manipulate those around us, for what? For the power and the glory. It's the year 3XXX and Royalty and politics just got a little more interesting. * This story contains many triggering events please don't read if you feel it may have a negative affect on you*

Generous Hearts by Ayeshanayra1326

Flora Hamilton life is not cheerful like others. She lost her parents when she was thirteen. Her happiest day is that she spent with them on her 13 th birthday. She never thought that day was her parents last living day, her mom and dad both met in a car accident and died at the spot, left her all alone in this terrified world . But on her every birthday night she had a dream where she heard a voice of her Dad "Don't do that, don't do that". She thinks her parents death hold some mystery . Is her parents death is really an accident ? Or someone murdered? To clear this baffle she have to find what really happened that night?...in such hard time will a true love cross in her fate?????

The Good Or Bad Type by JamieApollo18

As a Prince he has options. He knows the right one but the wrong one is so much hotter. Him or Her? Her or Him? What if he can't choose?

The Duchess' Enchantment by CharmSingingWinter77

Annalise is everything a young eligible single noblewoman should be. Incomparably Beautiful, nicely titled and generously wealthy. However, being the sole heiress to the rich and bountiful Duchy of Goslar is proven difficult after her parent's death and the absence of a male heir, especially as the wealth is exploited by her selfish and vain Uncle and his family. In an attempt to salvage and regain the wealth that is so rapidly depleting, her uncle decides to throw every eligible, rich and titled gentleman her way, no matter how despicable and snobbish - but Annalise knows that it is only the half-truth. He wants to get her out of the way, so he can govern her Duchy the way he has always wanted, and bleed it dry. She does not know how or even if she can accomplish what she set out for, nor does she know why she trusts the handsome and mysterious stranger who offers her an olive branch -- and a solution to every problem she is currently facing; a sanctuary from her snobbish, vain and selfish family, the welfare of her people. Cassius is at his peak in everything; a thriving military career, a caring, supportive family and his talents praised in every corner of the world, what more could he want? But he is constantly reminded that, as a prince, it is his duty to marry well and produce heirs to benefit the empire. Cassius knows that every woman is only out for his title, wealth and unfortunately do not know anything beyond, court gossip, fashion and how to snag the most eligible lord - everything that he despises. After many years of searching and disappointments, Cassius becomes resigned to a life full of work, duties and responsibilities and refuses to make any space for anything else. But fate is colliding because when he sights the stunning, witty, fiercely protective beauty, he is possessed by a longing he cannot control. To claim her, he offers her an undeniable deal; the trouble is, will she accept? And will she ever truly belong to him?

BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq) by notbackingdown

"A mate will love you and only you. No other can compare to you and he or she will treasure you above all and everything in the world," mommy says to me as she kissed my forehead. I sighed dreamily. I can't wait till I find my mate. He'll be perfect and handsome and funny and smart and brave and beautiful and he'll love me... only ever me... and... and... Present This hurts so much. Seeing and hearing and knowing my mate, the one who's supposed to love me above all, me, only me is in love with somebody else. I'd hate him if I could. I'd reject him if I could... I wish I could. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Important My books are written explicitly for a MATURE AUDIENCE 18 YEARS AND OLDER. There will be some instances/scenes/suggestions of sexual acts, crude language, MPREG and will portray gay relationships between males. If you do not enjoy stories of this nature please leave now. I will not condone/defend/accept any sort of attacks on my stories, my characters or myself. It is well within your right to choose what type of entertainment you prefer but I will not be blamed for your curiosity. Read at your own risk. ******************************************************

Kiss My Royal Ass (Royal Pain in the Ass Sequel) by PunkRockPenguin

Juliet is back! This time she is still struggling to fit into the British elite upper class. There will be plenty of old faces and quite a few new ones. What trouble will Juliet get into this time?

Romeo and Romeo by stayonbrand

Levi wasn't the kind of guy to go around kissing strangers, least of all the insufferable princes these events tended to attract. But something about Prince Charles made him feel a little stupid -- almost stupid enough to believe in love at first sight. ~~~ When Levi, the youngest prince of Arthur Island, is forced by his parents to attend a performative "good relations" ball in their rival country, he can't wait for the night to end. That is, until he meets Prince Charles, the charming heir to the Elizabethan throne. Love is in the air, so palpable they can't seem to escape it no matter how hard they try. As if navigating seventeen-year-old emotions isn't hard enough already, their families drop a bomb that will only make it harder: In the name of permanent peace, Prince Charles is to marry Arthur's youngest royal. No, not Levi. His twin sister, Amelia.

Second No More, a novel by imaginationgirl35

I've dreamed of the perfect marriage ever since I was a little girl: a marriage complete with a hardworking husband while I tended to the home and our children, preferably four little rugrats to call my own. I dreamed of a life filled with laughter, joy, and success, a life we built together. I dreamed of growing old next to my husband, creating a great love story to tell our grandchildren someday. It all seemed so possible. I was raised to be the perfect wife, after all. From the outside, it seemed I had exactly what I dreamed of with the rich, determined husband; the brilliant, gaudy diamond ring; and the beautiful home filled with the hope of future children. Yes, it was all a dream come true. I should have felt grateful, really. The problem is, I also wanted a marriage based on love, passion, and affection, but those are the only things my husband cannot give me . . . . . . because they're reserved for her. For readers: * I do my best to proofread before publishing, but some typos and errors will slip through. Feel free to point them out! * Comments, active engagement, and helpful critiques are welcomed. * Mean, unnecessary comments that attack me, personally, or other commenters will be ignored and deleted. It takes a lot of courage to publish your work and for others to actively engage in a community. I'd like to keep this a safe and fun place to rage at imperfect heroes and cheer for darling heroines! * I'm not a spicy writer. I rather use my word count for plot, character development, and GROVEL!!! * Most importantly, I hope you enjoy the little world I'm creating. Happy reading, everyone! ADS/Imaginationgirl35

A Royal Mess by cornfusedwriter

Alexis is an ordinary girl with a normal life until she encounters a prince and discovers a bewildering secret. Now Alexis Parker is a mess or shall I say her life is a big, steaming, filled to the brim, kind of mess. This is the journey of a teenage girl who is left with no other choice but to move out of her comfort zone, out of the place she calls home and out into the strange unusual world if she wants to learn the truth about who she really is. There will be pranks (she lives by the rule go big or go home), life changing choices (she's shit at making them), a crazy royal family (they'll deny this notion), an arranged betrothal side by side a budding highschool romance (everything you could want multiplied by 2). Take a leap of faith and explore this royal mess..

Her Majesty (gxg) by TheOfficialRFW

Ranked #12 in girlxgirl |03/23/20| Ranked #6 in Updates |08/20/20| Ranked #2 in kingsandqueens |3/20/22| Trapped inside castle walls, heiress Alessandra Cromwell has never had a "day off" since she and her sisters were adopted by their older cousin, the queen. Thrown into the life of royalty at a young age, she is now faced with the duty of soon being crowned as the new queen of Calibrie. Even though Alessandra's ways aren't always that of a lady. This coronation of course comes with the well known ordeal of an arranged marriage. Except when she meets this unknown partner of her's, "she" is all of what Alessandra hadn't expected. But what happens when dark secrets of the families' past are revealed? Will Alessandra make light of the situation and learn to move forward? Or... oh who are we kidding this is going to be one royal disaster! ~~~ Still in the process of editing. Please excuse any spelling/grammar mistakes. All photos do not belong to me and are used from internet sources. ©️2018 by S.R.Hebert

A Royal Ransom by IceCat21456

It's the year 2153. The world has fallen into a state of monarchy. Every country has a king and queen. And every country wants to increase their ties. Diana Greene, Princess of England, is engaged to the man of her nightmares in order to increase ties with the Americans. Diana's whole life had always been controlled by her parents and by her title. That was, until she met Ryder Underwoods. Ryder Underwoods hates the Royals. They placed Ryder on the death row for a crime he did not commit. His own people fear him. He had no hope for changing his fate. Until he met Diana. Together Diana and Ryder, embark on an unexpected quest, uncovering frightening secrets of the past. The more they learn, the greater the uncertainties for their futures become and the higher the stakes reach. ~ Completed: August 2019 ~ ON AMAZON AS A PAPERBACK WITH EXCLUSIVE PARTS FOR JUST $11.99 (USD)! ~ PLEASE DO NOT PLAGIARIZE. THIS STORY WAS CREATED ENTIRELY BY ME. IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL PEOPLE'S WORK. ANYONE CAUGHT COPYING WILL BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY. Thanks have a good day!

The Princess Needs A Prince by BookwormStory101

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The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

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Serena Vale has spent her life in the shadow of power. As the daughter of the President, she's been scrutinized, controlled, and expected to follow a path paved for her. But Serena refuses to be defined by politics or privilege-she wants something real, something hers. Then comes Xavier, a relentless, sharp-witted agent whose job is to protect, not fall in love. But from the moment he set his eyes on her, their lives become tangled in ways neither of them expected. What starts as tension and guarded emotions soon turns into something undeniable-a connection neither of them can walk away from. As Serena carves out a life beyond the White House, she battles family expectations, personal ambition, and the complexities of love with a man whose world is vastly different from hers. Their relationship is anything but easy-distance, duty, and their own fears threaten to pull them apart-but through it all, they keep finding their way back to each other.