Homophobe X Heterophobe -A SasuNaru Fanfic-

Warning : Boyxboy fanfiction with Naruto anime characters. Main Couple Sasuke x Naruto. Has Sensitive Topics like sexualities written about in a funny way - I tried my best to not be offensive but no guarantees. So please do kindly overlook it if at all it happens to be a little offensive, since that was certainly not my intention to make it that way.

Uzumaki Naruto was a Heterophobe and proudly homosexual.

So when he naturally declared his homosexuality.

Uchiha Sasuke countered it with his homophobia.

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"Even though you just have a NORMAL, Common rank sexuality that's mass produced in a high quantity with a LOW quality! Found everywhere crawling around like COCKROACHES!!-"
~Uzumaki Naruto

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"Just because I'm heterosexual which just happens to be a common sexuality found in a majority, doesn't make me NORMAL! You maybe Homosexual that's RARELY found but you're definitely more NORMAL, You low spec normal idiot who's only rare trait is homosexuality!!!"
~Uchiha Sasuke

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Two gamers using item rarity ranking system to rank sexuality in terms of rarity.

The fact that one is homophobic while the other is heterophobic.

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Only chaos awaits you ahead, be warned if you're reading it, dear folks...