"How I Became a Crazy Cat Lady to Survive the Zombpocalypse" Elevator Pitch: The tragic and cautionary tale of a PhD Librarian with allergies, a Clowder of Cats, Ancient Egypt tombs, and how the food industry turned everyone into zombies with an 'organic' food preservative made from an ancient fungus. Baltimore Librarian 'Babs' Babette Bland and 100-year-old Egyptologist Lady Theodora Carnarvon-Thorpe with her dozens of cats are traveling across the country in the winter to meet her great-grandsons at a Washington Naval base because the elderly Lady is the only survivor of the first modern Zombie outbreak. Welcome to NaNoWriMo 2022 - I rolled the dice and they picked this project. Enjoy.