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Dave And The Weird Vegetable

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Bambi finds some weird corn vegetable that isn't corn in his farm. He brings it to Dave for examination. Dave, being curious, takes a bite out of it. Then, things go wrong...

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"Oh god...please don't be poisonous." He muttered under his breath. He brought the bit of vegetable closer to his mouth and took a small bite.

It was pleasantly sweet, juices from the vegetable oozing into Dave's mouth. The jelly complimented it too, adding a sour, yet complimentary flavor. He couldn't help but smile at the taste, enjoying it more than he should have. He chewed slowly, savoring it. The taste was so different than anything he'd ever eaten before...he needed more. He grabbed the knife, taking another bit from the edge. 

Then, another.

And another.

And another.All Rights Reserved

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