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Two Idiots Walk Into a Bar (Dramione)

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Reads 4,713
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Parts 11
Time 2h 56m

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Two glamoured idiots walk into a bar in the hopes of finding someone to help them forget about their mutual unrequited (or so they think) love. #COMPLETE

Russian translation: https://ficbook.net/readfic/12826813All Rights Reserved

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