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Shits and Giggles

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Reads 139
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Parts 11
Time 1h 15m

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My Friend and I wrote these stories as a joke please don't take any of this seriously. We had so much fun writing these please enjoy. These are random characters with no correlation to each other unless specified.  P.S. We have no relation to the Riddler? Let us know any cursed pairs to do next and comment your opinion if you want, even if they're mean we want all the smoke FR FR.All Rights Reserved

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Beautiful Stranger (Completed) by LolaAguilar35

Insert from story "You have kind eyes." He said, holding my gaze. "You look innocent." That was on purpose. "Are you ever going to tell me your name?" He asked as he started to clean my foot. "I already did. It's Heather." "Heather." He said, keeping his voice even. "Yes, Heather Dean." He just chuckled, like he didn't believe me. "Why do I get the impression that you think I'm lying?" I asked. "Because of how you respond every time I called you that." Oh...Crap, that wasn't good. "You haven't shared your name either." I pointed out. "I'm waiting." He answered simply. "For what?" "For you to tell me the truth." He looked back up at me. "It only seems fair right?" "It would only seem fair if I was lying." He looked at me for awhile before saying, "So, you're going to stick to that story, huh? All right. Well, when you're ready to be honest, I'll share my name." He had a point but....I still needed to be careful. Yes, he had been kind but that still wasn't reason enough for me to trust him just yet.

Scarlet Red ✔ by Happyharriet

What the fuck do you want?"I asked. "Get dressed we're going out"he says. "Hell nah, I ain't going no where"I say going back to my room. All I want to do is sleep and I won't let anybody stop me. I feel a muscular hand snake around my waist pulling me out of my room. "I can't fall asleep so you can't sleep too!" He says forcefully. "I hate you!" I scream. "No you don't, you adore me" he chuckles "Keep dreaming boy" I wanted him to let go of me, not because I didn't like it but because his touch, was driving me insane. It felt great and I can't afford to fall for him, I mean look at him who wouldn't fall for that handsome face and crazy person but that was problem. I'm not his type. He turned me around and this time I was facing him, our eyes met and I couldn't deny it, it felt great to be in his arms. His eyes lowered and fell on my lips. Before I could even say my name, he kisses me. My eyes widened in shocked but I gave in and wrapped my arms around his neck, closing my eyes. God damn!his lips are soft. It was slow and gentle, his hands moved to my face as he increased the pace. My hands moved to his soft black hair. God! I've always wanted to touch it I let out a moan and he slipped his tongue in making the kiss hotter. It was the best feeling on earth. We both pulled away at the same time, panting. Damon and Scarlet, two different people brought together by fate but separated by life. Will they find each other again and just live with the memories of what that had??

Marked By You by yoitzher

NOT EDITED PREPARE FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES; TRIGGER WARNING: I suck at putting them in the book so if you need one for any reason this is it. Be careful love:) ~~~~~~ Once you become addicted to something it never goes away. And that's what we are addicted. When addicted you'll do anything to get your next fix and for us that involved fighting, murder, and risking our lives just to see the other breathing. and even when your "sober" you'll always be addicted, that will always be your one true craving. That's exactly what happened too. We would set fire to the world around us and never let a flame touch the other because if we did... ... we'd destroy ourselves in the process. Simply I was marked by him And he was marked by me. ~~~~~ THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING MY BOOK A CHANCE. PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT. I HOPE YOU ENJOY BABE:

Reality of Reality|goodguyfitz¹ by crimson_treetops

We have Calcium in our bones Iron in our veins Carbon in our souls and Nitrogen in our brains 93% stardust with souls made of Flames we are all just stars with people names a goodguyfitz fanfiction social media format (it's an experience) this is one of the funniest books I've ever written, and it's only funny to me because I have those spicy dad jokes you hear lowercase intended updated when I feel like it (probably once a week at some point) all credit @ me lol t.w. mentions of violence, drugs, alcohol, and other mature themes. read at your own risk, babies. there's def gonna be smut this time, guys, but it won't be too bad, I promise. p.s.a. people like to give me and other writers shit about oc books. leave it alone. it's my work and I want to share it because I put time and effort into it. I'm not here to please every individual person. my style of writing is just different from yours. ~negative comments will be deleted~ ~don't dm your hate, you pussies~ highest rankings #71 out of 1.99K in #misfits #91 out of 2.06K in #fitz #4 out of 452 in #socialmediastory reached 1K on 13/08/19 reached 2K on 20/09/19

The Demon's Love✓ by ClarrisaButera

The demon - he only liked one thing shedding blood of people, enjoying to make them suffer. Enjoying to see them dead but until he meet this girl. So love can even change a demon? Impossible right? _____________________________ "do you ever wonder what happens behind the doors of big mansion owned by Devians?" My best friend asks with dreamy eyes while looking at the golden mansion , for some reasons black clouds surrounds the area around this mansion always. "I am not that interested " I shrug it off. little did I know. I was about to get trapped in it. ____________________________________ Devians - a family , another synonym for ''luxury'' , respected by all and feared by all. every one dream to be like them. have a successful career like them. Have the luxury they have. BUT most importantly , they wanna get attention of the boys living in the family. specially Damian Devian. the youngest brother who is a lecturer in the most known university . Goal of almost every family owning a daughter is same. Getting their daughter married to any of the Devian brother. But the family hides a secret. A gore one. They're demons. New book out - https://www.wattpad.com/story/317707587?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=ClarrisaButera&wp_originator=VXFd6rF8Vk5lDNbVg6H3LoYrcprw4ofEpp44p8YFP239HGswown3TimPVBmKYaljHsC0QTSOtuPmOYWKsEhTFDeNDtXxwRP7oRn1i5VBo1v2zixdRIzxA%2Fbp3LcPicw2

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Collection of Crackfics by TypicalDeity

Just a random bunch of short stories I wrote while procrastinating on my actual story. Most of them have not been edited or checked for correct SPaG, so sorry. I'm up to doing various reader requests because I'll do anything to not do actual work. 💀WARNING: Random and cringe.💀

One Piece One Shots - Birthday Event by Quinloki

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Creepypasta boyfriend Scenarios (discontinued ) by Phoenix_Queen01

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Beautiful Stranger (Completed)

Insert from story "You have kind eyes." He said, holding my gaze. "You look innocent." That was on purpose. "Are you ever going to tell me your name?" He asked as he started to clean my foot. "I already did. It's Heather." "Heather." He said, keeping his voice even. "Yes, Heather Dean." He just chuckled, like he didn't believe me. "Why do I get the impression that you think I'm lying?" I asked. "Because of how you respond every time I called you that." Oh...Crap, that wasn't good. "You haven't shared your name either." I pointed out. "I'm waiting." He answered simply. "For what?" "For you to tell me the truth." He looked back up at me. "It only seems fair right?" "It would only seem fair if I was lying." He looked at me for awhile before saying, "So, you're going to stick to that story, huh? All right. Well, when you're ready to be honest, I'll share my name." He had a point but....I still needed to be careful. Yes, he had been kind but that still wasn't reason enough for me to trust him just yet.