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Jokes
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Jasonnnnnnn
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Ongoing, First published Feb 12, 2015
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Table of contents
Title
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Cheap concert???
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
What does IDK mean?
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Get trolled...
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
What does the fat cow give you?
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Editor's note
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
OMG really?
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Be like Mario...
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
How to blindfold a Chinese person
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Editor's Note
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
I like the way you think...
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Please don't litter...
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Dreaming...
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
10 Facts About You
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
What do you like?
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
You failed...
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
2 in 1 joke
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Thanksgiving Day
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Editor's Note
Thu, Feb 12, 2015
Editor's Note
Fri, Feb 13, 2015
Yo mama
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
What are you smuggling?
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
You can go home now...
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
Little Johnny
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
A matter of life...
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
I like the way you think...
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
How to tell the time
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
Knock Knock Joke
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
Yo momma
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
Editor's Note
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
Challenge Accepted
Wed, Feb 18, 2015
The difference between Movies and Reality...
Wed, Feb 18, 2015
6 months later...
Wed, Feb 18, 2015
It hurts!
Sun, Feb 22, 2015
I am a man...
Sun, Feb 22, 2015
Expelled
Sun, Feb 22, 2015
Roses are read, nuts are brown...
Sun, Feb 22, 2015
Dream on...
Sun, Feb 22, 2015
You wan sum???
Sun, Feb 22, 2015
Probably the best choice...
Sun, Feb 22, 2015
Where does a mouse get its tail?
Sun, Feb 22, 2015
Tiny Quiz
Mon, Feb 23, 2015
The drunk man
Tue, Feb 24, 2015
Editor's Note
Wed, Feb 25, 2015
Editor's Note
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
Batman Forever
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
I thought you already knew...
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
Justin Bieber concert ticket
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
World Cup Scorer
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
How to make someone remember you
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
How to make someone remember you
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
Elderly people these days...
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
Who did the homework?
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
Exams
Thu, Feb 26, 2015
$5,000,000.00
Fri, Feb 27, 2015
Why I wouldn't exercise...
Fri, Feb 27, 2015
Can you give me a compliment?
Fri, Feb 27, 2015
Orchestra
Fri, Feb 27, 2015
Blonde joke
Sat, Feb 28, 2015
Family tree
Sat, Feb 28, 2015
Roses are red, violets are blue
Sat, Feb 28, 2015
Smartass
Sat, Feb 28, 2015
Laughter
Sat, Feb 28, 2015
Blonde joke
Sat, Feb 28, 2015
Abc's
Sat, Feb 28, 2015
Little Johnny
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Little Johnny
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Wedding Anniversary
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Misunderstanding
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Fluctuations
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Password
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Yo mamma
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Soft Drink
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Roses are red, your blood is too
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Blonde joke
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Yo mamma
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Blonde joke
Mon, Mar 2, 2015
Knock knock joke
Tue, Mar 3, 2015
Editor's Note
Tue, Mar 3, 2015
Editor's Note
Wed, Mar 4, 2015
Insult
Wed, Mar 4, 2015
Don't keep your hopes up...
Wed, Mar 4, 2015
Facebook
Wed, Mar 4, 2015
Maths test
Wed, Mar 4, 2015
Spell your name withs songs
Wed, Mar 4, 2015
Learn chinese in 5 mins
Wed, Mar 4, 2015
How to own someone
Wed, Mar 4, 2015
How to own someone 2
Wed, Mar 4, 2015
Texting
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Library
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Pregnant
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Smoking
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Nuggets
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Exams
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Terrible news...
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
He's improving
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Physics
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Homework
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
School
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Self-esteem
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Calendar
Tue, Mar 10, 2015
Soup
Tue, Mar 10, 2015
Heaven
Tue, Mar 10, 2015
When I see someone pretty
Tue, Mar 10, 2015
Seafood
Wed, Mar 11, 2015
&
Wed, Mar 11, 2015
A balanced diet
Wed, Mar 11, 2015
Eyelids
Wed, Mar 11, 2015
Something I didn't do
Fri, Mar 13, 2015
LOL
Fri, Mar 13, 2015
Impossibilities
Fri, Mar 13, 2015
Test
Sat, Mar 14, 2015
Your nickname
Sat, Mar 14, 2015
Photographers
Sat, Mar 14, 2015
Knock Knock Joke
Sat, Mar 14, 2015
Tattle-tail
Tue, Mar 17, 2015
Backwards
Wed, Mar 25, 2015
Stealing
Thu, Mar 26, 2015
C L A S S
Fri, Mar 27, 2015
Difference
Fri, Mar 27, 2015
The hungry clock
Fri, Mar 27, 2015
Psychic
Fri, Mar 27, 2015
Krokodial?
Sat, Mar 28, 2015
Insult
Sat, Mar 28, 2015
Yo Mama
Sat, Mar 28, 2015
Insult 2
Sat, Mar 28, 2015
Goodbye Kitty
Sat, Mar 28, 2015
Borrowing
Mon, Mar 30, 2015
Stupidity
Mon, Mar 30, 2015
Fanta
Mon, Mar 30, 2015
Awkward...
Mon, Mar 30, 2015
Awkward... 2
Mon, Mar 30, 2015
YOLO
Tue, Mar 31, 2015
Cooking
Tue, Mar 31, 2015
YAY
Wed, Apr 1, 2015
Cricket world cup
Wed, Apr 1, 2015
Stupid
Wed, Apr 1, 2015
How to cut someone off
Wed, Apr 1, 2015
Poster
Wed, Apr 1, 2015
School
Wed, Apr 1, 2015
H O M E W O R K
Wed, Apr 1, 2015
Idiot
Wed, Apr 1, 2015
Natural causes
Sat, Apr 4, 2015
Dreaming
Sat, Apr 4, 2015
Insult
Sat, Apr 4, 2015
Detention
Sat, Apr 4, 2015
BURN
Sat, Apr 4, 2015
Chinese burn
Sat, Apr 4, 2015
Roses are red, violets are blue
Wed, Apr 22, 2015
Brain
Wed, Apr 22, 2015
Idiot
Thu, Apr 23, 2015
Things to do
Thu, Apr 23, 2015
Banks
Thu, Apr 23, 2015
Related
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Arguing
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Yo mama
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Jealous
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
THX
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
JOK3r's
Mon, Apr 27, 2015
New JOK3r's
Wed, Apr 29, 2015
New JOK3r!
Wed, Apr 29, 2015
Comeback Timeline
Wed, Apr 29, 2015
Black and yellow
Thu, Apr 30, 2015
Shoutouts!
Thu, Apr 30, 2015
Computer
Thu, Apr 30, 2015
Dream alive
Tue, May 5, 2015
Owning a teacher
Tue, May 5, 2015
Age
Tue, May 5, 2015
Lies
Tue, May 5, 2015
Suicide
Tue, May 5, 2015
Spider
Thu, May 7, 2015
Lazy
Tue, May 12, 2015
Abs
Thu, May 14, 2015
Epic dad
Thu, May 14, 2015
Fat
Thu, May 14, 2015
Yay! 45 k view special!
Thu, May 14, 2015
I paid
Thu, May 14, 2015
Cards
Fri, May 15, 2015
Cold
Sat, May 16, 2015
Awkward 3
Sun, May 17, 2015
Zombies
Sun, May 17, 2015
Spider
Sun, May 17, 2015
Unicorns
Sun, May 17, 2015
Jack and Jill
Sun, May 17, 2015
Slap
Mon, May 18, 2015
Holy water
Mon, May 18, 2015
Lies 2
Mon, May 18, 2015
An alien misunderstanding
Tue, May 19, 2015
The alphabet
Tue, May 19, 2015
Excuse me
Wed, May 20, 2015
Lazy Fact
Wed, May 20, 2015
That awkward moment 4
Wed, May 20, 2015
Clean school
Wed, May 20, 2015
Messages
Wed, May 20, 2015
M&M
Wed, May 20, 2015
Jesus
Wed, May 20, 2015
Make your bed
Thu, May 21, 2015
Drown Blondes
Thu, May 21, 2015
Blonde joke
Thu, May 21, 2015
One direction
Thu, May 21, 2015
wait WHAT?!
Fri, May 22, 2015
My house
Fri, May 22, 2015
Real story
Fri, May 22, 2015
Principal
Mon, May 25, 2015
Gamer's life
Mon, May 25, 2015
Hello Kitty
Wed, May 27, 2015
Simon says
Wed, May 27, 2015
Bubblewrap
Wed, May 27, 2015
Speech
Wed, May 27, 2015
Screenshot
Wed, May 27, 2015
SHOUTOUTS
Wed, May 27, 2015
Light switch
Tue, Jun 2, 2015
Jumping
Wed, Jun 3, 2015
Similarity
Wed, Jun 3, 2015
Jeff
Fri, Jun 19, 2015
SHOUTOUTS
Fri, Jun 19, 2015
Knock Knock
Fri, Jun 19, 2015
Shrek
Wed, Jul 1, 2015
Peanut Butter
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
$100
Mon, Sep 14, 2015
Sunglasses
Tue, Sep 15, 2015
Movie Cover
Tue, Sep 15, 2015
Garbage Collector
Tue, Sep 15, 2015
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