The poop that hurt.
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Once upon a time, I ate 2 kilos of curry. I then found out what the ring of fire was when the worlds most almighty shit force my rectal muscles apart to escape the darkness of my bowels. Not only was it painful to expel this hideous creature, it was painful to create it. This included heavy gaseous surges that would arise whenever i moved and pains so sharp in my stomach it reminded me of seeing Leo8Percy (Leo) for the first time. I'm talking so painful you feel sorry you ever thought of wanting to eat 2 kilos of curry. It felt as if a truck was flooring itself into my sphincters. It was horrible. So I hope you never eat that much curry. I've learnt my lesson and will never be able to think of the ring of fire as a volcano circle again, but painful rectal spasms. Thank you and good bye.
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