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Phoenommy: A Novel of Short Stories, Parodies, and Selfship With Mommy Long Legs

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I've recently decided to update and change  this to post about our dates and other romantic adventures with Mommy Long Legs. Some stories will contain smut, so be forewarned. One story will feature Pipimi and Popuko from Pop Team Epic. Some stuff I will be updating and rewriting. 

No, not because of MOB being stupid and catering to anti-selfshippers, gatekeepers and stupid kids (who have no business being in the game) by retconning her and changing her original lore. We're still in a very serious, romantic relationship, and MOB can go fuck themselves along with those toxic groups in the fandom. Along with anyone acting spineless and cowardly, instead of standing up to MOB along with those toxic members of the fandom. 

I also changed the ship name to one that we both came up with, but there's also WolfSpider and SpiderKitsuneAll Rights Reserved

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"Dumb and Stupid" by Elzaik

If one of the creators tells me to take down this book, I will. Just know that I don't check notifications here very often. I wrote this story as a joke, but I will warn you that the writing looks more serious. The NOTICE at the beginning explains everything, so I recommend reading it before starting the story. Original Description: Out of YouTube, Tommy is a normal British boy, but one day, one of his best internet friends moves to his area and starts going to the same school as him. Everything's chill at first, but then Tommy starts realizing the small things that his friend does. He notices the small, cute, unimportant details. And all of a sudden, Tommy realizes that he's developed feelings. He doesn't like it one bit, especially since there's one minor difference between the two. I'm going through the book and cleaning everything up right now to just all-around make it more presentable and state the disclaimers in a more organized and thought-out manner, but I found this in the description and I find it funny, so I'm going to keep it. I don't know when I wrote this, but here it is: i can't delete the book at this point. it's already embedded in the web. this book is the bane of my existence. it is what keeps me up at night. please, i beg of you, only read this ironically. the amount of ship comments i've read make me regret my stupid 13-year-old self's choice to make this. honestly i love the ocs i have in this story but i can't think of them without thinking of THIS. anyways, have a great day.

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Transformers Oneshots by EarthySlay

Hey everyone! I'm doing a transformers oneshots on every character in here, and any other different transformer characters in any universe that you guys know. I just recently got into this type of stuff so I might know some of them but not a lot of them so bear with me 😅😂. Only put boyxboy, girlxgirl or polyamory ships on this one. I got nothing wrong or hate on boyxgirl, I just ain't gonna put it there in this book. So please don't hate me for it 😅. Put any ships that you guys think or imagine and I'll do it for y'all! It's mostly going to be smut or fluff but do ask me if y'all want some drama or angst on it too! I don't mind doing it 😃😄 Anyway leave a like, vote and comments down below! 😄💕

☆♡Dreamteam One Shots☆ ♡ by TheAmazingRinChan

It says exactly in the title. I'm doing it for fun and on on my free time. I'm not good at writing stories but I know over time I'll get better sooo anyways i hope you all enjoy my book,and I do request anytime if you have any and I don't own any of the characters. This is also a fanfiction or one shot whichever you prefer,keep in mind these aren't real relationships. If I use their real names in the passed it's because i didn't know if they were comfortable with it or not before . If i find out they aren't okay with it I'll use their minecraft character in the future or not use them at all for shipping purposes to avoid drama,so please be respectful and no hate please! Don't hate but inform people if they don't know something.

Mcyt one-shots (Fin.) by V0idling__

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Fireworks || Jegulus by deadpoets_cantsw1m

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Sleepy bois inc oneshots cause I'm bored !DISCONTINUED! by bumblebeepillow

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☀︎︎𝕄ℂ𝕐𝕋 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤☀︎︎ [𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱] by ratticus_catticus

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