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Zombies Don't Eat Brains!

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Reads 70
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Parts 5
Time 29m

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Waking up in your living room with a severe headache isn't really fun. Especially since the cause of your headache is an axe that has been forced into your head and you have no idea how it got there.

Zoe is a zombie. Has no memory of how or why she died. She meets this strange couple, or are they just friends, and they try to help her remember her past all the while taking her on weird ghost hunting adventures.

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Feeding Frenzy

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