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The Start of A Bad Joke.

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dorcasmeadowes jamespotter lilyevans lilyevanspotter marlenemckinnon marymacdonald peterpettigrew regulusblack remuslupin siriusblack themarauders

This is going to be a VERY long fic but I'll try to update it at least once a week maybe more.

It's a lil bit of everything but it's mostly Wolfstar. Everyone's gay. Everyone. No one is safe.

It's all from third person perspective and it switches between each character if that makes sense?

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH IT FOLLOWS CANNON A LOT but everyone's gay.

James semi breaks the fourth wall? He knows what's going on but uh oh plot twist. I've made tiktoks about it <33

I TRIED TO BE AS DIVERSE AS POSSIBLE BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE ACCURATE TO THE TIME BUT THERE WILL NO BE NO SLURS BECAUSE I AM SO WHITE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY pls pls pls let me know if I'm doing it justice or if anything needs changing.

Also if there is any spelling mistakes/grammar issues pls let me know <3 I will be uploading this late at night (uk time) so I might have lazy checking.

Okay thank you. Enjoy <33All Rights Reserved

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