[DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! SOWWY! 🥺] [THE READER IS-...NON-BINARY!!] [bitch this game had an entire sex scene in it- I'm fucking done 😭] --- So, here me out on this, I uh...don't write reader inserts. This is new territory to tread upon and I'm still figuring out how to use "you" as a pronoun. Take it easy on me folks. I'd also like to remind you that this is a joke that I'm trying too hard on. If you can help yourself from getting too attached, please do, cuz' I'm bound to drop this on the 5th chapter. --- Y/n was your basic, everyday, high school dropout. They were neglected, abandoned, and currently stuck in a broken down, overpriced apartment. The only thing keeping them going was the cheep coffee they got from a dollar tree across the road and the shift they picked up at a little yogurt shop. Oh, and did I mention the disturbingly attractive clown hallucinations? Yeah, those too... (oop)