Nerdy Joke Book and Logic Puzzles
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If you are smart like me, you'll get these jokes! Most of them are quirky and corny, but that's what makes them awesome! By the way, I found most of these on the Internet, so don't sue me if you made one of these up or heard it somewhere else. :) Some jokes in here are for science nerds, or mathletes, or grammar nazis, or fangirls/ boys. So, something for everyone! :) Also, logic puzzles and riddles are included! Enjoy!
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