Brisket Bitches
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Last published Thu, Nov 16, 2023
The Bonnie and Brenda show. Little storys about daily lives of two mothers from texas and all the shit they get up to. Jesus does approve of this story btw. Sorry if we offened any of y'all texans but it should be fine.
It is the law that this must be read in an atrocious Texas accent. We can hear how you are reading this and we do know where you live. you have been warned.
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