dirty pickup lines
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okay so these are dirty pickup lines and you should sit down for. these pickup lines are funny that you might actually fall off the chair. we all made this so if you would like to use one of them just give us credit please because I don't like people taking our ideas and we may or may not be able to track you down by finding your ip addresses. PLEASE GIVE US CREDIT AND TELL US IF WE COPIED SOMEONE SO WE COULD GIVE THEM CREDIT TOO!
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