pickup lines

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Last published Sun, Jun 7, 2015

mikey is really bad at putting in phone numbers and luke receives the cheesy pickup line meant for a hot girl !!mUKE AF¡¡

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Knock, Knock // m.c.
toxicmalxm 'Knock, knock' "who is this?" 'You're supposed to say, who's there. Now let's try it again. Knock, knock.' "How did you get my number?" 'You're really bad at this'
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affection
michael writes about luke.
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messages • muke (completed)
luke hemmings tries to befriend a boy named michael. michael clifford tries to suck off a boy named luke. via text messages.
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From Lukey, to Mikey ; muke [completed]
A story about how 'I fucking hate you' changed to 'I fucking love you' WARNING: Mature Content (self-harm, death, sexual relations, language, violence, drug/alcohol use) wildfl0wermc | Muke Clemmings
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drive ♢ muke ✔️
in which michael sucks at driving and luke is a cop who's constantly pulling him over. bad driver! michael asshole cop! luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.
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𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓 ❦ 𝐋.𝐇.
luke hemmings smut
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TEXTS 5secondsofsummer
Texting your favorite band can get a little weird. *warning some strong language but let's be real, it's supposed to be 5sos, I'm sure that is expected* THIS IS MY FIRST THING PUBLISHED AND IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! IT MAY BE CRINGY AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY. Can I just add the highest ranking this book has had is #14 in stupid and that basically sums it up.
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Faker | Muke
"What do you mean Michael was seen with another guy?" Luke asked, looking over at Calum with furrowed brows and hurt expression. "That doesn't make sense, he wouldn't cheat on me." "I don't know what is going on... I'm just as confused as you are Luke." or Where Michael and Luke have been outed by a few drunken photos that got leaked from their phones. Now that their relationship has supposedly gone public, their management has decided to take matters into their own hands and only giving Michael an ultimatum. The band or Luke. Well, Michael chose the band... Choosing the band resulted in giving Michael a beard to prance around the city with and expect people to believe he's dating a moderately famous person to bring more publicity to the band. Leaving Luke broken hearted with no explanation on to why any of this is happening so suddenly or why Michael moved out of their apartment or why Michael isn't the same Michael anymore.
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Is this love?// Muke [discontinued]
In which Michael and Luke hate each other, but after their friend Calum hood helps them create a relationship they become WAY MORE than friends. But after a few years they seem to fall apart and there are some things that Luke is doing that he shouldn't be, and Michael is doing something too.
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When Our Lips Met (Muke)
Michael was gay, Luke was straight, Michael was depressed, Luke was worried, Michael loved Luke, But did Luke love Michael?
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Knock, Knock // m.c.

toxicmalxm 'Knock, knock' "who is this?" 'You're supposed to say, who's there. Now let's try it again. Knock, knock.' "How did you get my number?" 'You're really bad at this'

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