What the fuck is wrong with us

Once upon a time in a land called nobody gives a shit lived 4 hot as fuck aliens. Now these aren't your typical ass sucking aliens, these were ass sucking ass fucking reggae aliens.
The lead singer, coincidentally the horniest member of the group was named Blake, he is so emo it hurts which he enjoys. He goes by the name of booty hoe or watermelon fucker, really the choice is yours. The second member of the band, Rowanda Anaconda fee Fi fo fonda, was the hot drummer she only had one goal in life and that was to see how many Tim Hortons cups she could shove up her ass. Now the third member also the craziest was this little girl named Hannah. she loved stealing hands from small children and pickling fetuses.Where's the fourth member you might ask? well she's in the corner taking 5 dicks up her ass because why the fuck not. Her names Marina as in boat dock or whatever the fuck you want to call her you're now entering the world of friendships so be prepared for your shit to get fucked up