!This is satire(joke stuff, I don't actually think like this)! I always see cringy y/n stories that don't really have any plot or anything, so I made my own. From here on out I will be a cringy 2014-16 fanfic writer with terrible ideas. Enjoy. *in fake cringy fanfic writer mode* *Hi im kelly and this is my first fanfic hope you enjoy*All Rights Reserved