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I need to be drunk for this... this shit ain't real!

Chimera_Regarion

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Parts 12
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Chimera_Regarion

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Possession, Transmigration, Regression, call it whatever you want but this Cale had quite the shock to process after his soul bond Dragon dissapeared the moment he woke up in the body of another person. What is even worse is that he had a hunch who he could be as well.

Now in order for him to process everything and even get through things, he needs more than just a couple of drinks. Sobbering up is not an option here.

Completly on his own, he has to find a way to get his dragon back, tho he is not alone on this mission as he finds aid of the hero of the main story as well as get himself another dragon! It is the least he could do to replace the missing space of his dragon or so he though.

A/N:
Thanks for all the support, this is another 8k special because I can spoil you all! Please enjoy!

This is a fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing.

Rights on the pictures go to the artist.
I do not own Trash of the counts family, rights to the owner.All Rights Reserved

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Queen of the Shadows by VibeSimpsAlot

Death has fallen upon Cale once again, but it wasn't caused by the God of Death this time. The perpetrator stays unknown. While death has never been a surprise to Cale, what lies after it is. How come this man just appearing before him? And those weird shadows keep following him around, calling him "queen" or whatever? This was getting out of hand! [The System greets the Monarch of Shadow's wife] (Trash of the Count's Family x Solo Leveling.) (TCF x SL) [Cale Henituse x Sung Jin-woo] ❗️This work has been posted on AO3 under the same username VibeSimpsAlot. ❗️Information may be INACCURATE. ❗️Characters may be OOC. ❗️NO addressing like -ssi -nim (may be "hyung" or "noona", depends) ❗️Also the ancient powers dialogues are not here, like I never do them anyways 😛 ❗️I read SL years ago, so I dont really remember all the details and characters, so sorry if some aren't here. (Haven't watched the anima, only the manga (excluding sl ragnarok)) #3 in #tcf (11/14/24) #1 in #lcf (3/15/25) #1 in #calehenituse 🎊🎊 (3/17/25) #2 in #trashofthecountsfamily (3/25/25) #1 in #loutofthecountsfamily 😏😏 (4/6/25) #2 in #crossover (4/6/25)

Silver Lining by RUNA_HADES

Secret Organization. White Star. Sealed God. They are all gone now. Peace has come again to the Western and Eastern Continent. All thanks to a single person. Cale Henituse or known as Young Master Silver Shield. The long-awaited dream of this young hero finally has been achieved. After all the hard work he had done for the past last two years, he's just going to sleep, eat, and read as well as doing nothing like he always want to do. In the midst of peace, he hasn't expected to meet someone that will remind him who he is. --------------------------- This is a fanfic between the protagonist of Trash of the Count's family, Cale, and my character. Have fun reading it! Disclaimer: Trash of the Count's Family does not belong to me.

A different fate by thamasHenituse

What if Cale henituse transmigrated two years earlier? What if he met the person he had called soulmate? The same girl he dated when he was in the end of high school... the Girl he never have imagined he would meet again?!! Ps. This original story isn't mine. The scenario just came to me as I have finished reading TOCF and I'm bored out of my mind waiting for updates of TLOH loll

The secret hero by formless123

Kim Rok Soo opens his eyes as Cale Henituse on the day of his mother's funeral. He knows he must devise a plan to survive the impending war and achieve his dream of becoming a rich slacker. Can he truly navigate the challenges ahead? A visit from the god of death alters everything. With newfound knowledge and a twist of fate, Cale's journey takes an unexpected turn, setting him on a path filled with danger, intrigue, and the possibility of a life beyond his wildest dreams. I don't own the original story Trash of a count family this is simply a fanfic made by a bored fan. This is not canon. No my picture found on Pinterest This is my first time trying to write English is not my first language I'm just a bit bored and what to try something. Please give me some advice if you have but if you're just here to critique on my work then just stop reading I'm just doing this for fun.

My Item (𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃) by VibeSimpsAlot

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃. 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. After succeeding in the war against the White Star, Cale was done with his tasked mission in that world and was ready to have a relaxing, easy, and DEFINITELY a very peaceful vacation for the rest of his life. But God of Death and the other gods has other plans for him and decided on their own to send him back to his original world as "compensation" that Cale never asked for. He was sent back along with his powers and everything else that belonged to him.. but not his family... Returning, Cale finds out the place he once knew had changed, the apocalyptic world, was safer and less wrecked.. despite there still be monsters, it felt different... Still, Cale decided he WILL live a normal, lazy life no matter what comes his way. Even if one day he encounters a strange man who keeps bickering him to do something dangerous such as joining his guild! [Cale Henituse x Sung Hyunjae] [Cale Henituse x Choi Han] [TCF x TSCTIR] [Trash of the Count's Family x The S-class I Raised] ❗️I do not own the characters mentioned or the novels, they have their own respective owners. (Some character may be made up) ❗️Personalities and information are not canon, made to the best of my ability. Also I did not read either of the novels sooo...😞 ❗️Maybe has many spelling or mistakes, I don't proofread before publishing or have great grammar 😘 ❗️I won't be using honorifics except -nim because it feels off when Choi Han doesn't address Cale with it 😃

Cale Became Who's Priest?! [Discontinued] by CaleSimpx7

^Cover found on Pinterest^ Choi Han and the cast of TBOAH stumbled upon a temple of the sealed god and on top of the altar they see... Young master Cale in a priest uniform?! What the fück is happening here?! In which Cale from TCF gets teleported to TBOAH world by none other than the God of Death. Tired of being dragged around to other worlds by the said god Cale makes a proposition toward the sealed god to annoy death, which the poor god blindly accepted not knowing his fate. "Look, it's either you work me to death and I send you to the God of Death or you help me annoy him and cause a shit show" 'Did I just get sign a deal with the devil? Why do I feel like I got scammed?' Oh- how the sealed god would soon come to regret his decision. (A bit Crackfic) ____________________________________ Hello people I am back from break! I fixed my grades faster than expected and am here to bring you all a new fic! Enjoy!~ [To those who are reading this fic I am sorry to inform you that I will be discontinuing it. I may change my mind in the future but for now I will not be posting]

Robotic Eyes(Metallic Heart) by KnyxAsra

He wakes up in an unknown room, in an unfamiliar world, with strange, creaking creatures, their rotting joints clacking as they rush through the hallways of this silent, hollow, manor. He wakes up alone. Or, rather, he thought he was alone. "Miss, are you talking to me?" "Yeah, what's your name?" (Had his family been here, they would have known immediately that he was up to no good.) (But they weren't.) (And that hurts, so, so, much.) "Bob. My name is Bob." He wakes up in a strange, strange, world, with dangerous, ominous factories and walking corpses of metal and flesh, under a false name. But that won't stop him from going home. Oh, no. Cale Henituse would struggle, fight, bleed, and battle, for the right to go home. Because he has a place, a family to return to. Being stranded won't stop him. No, he just has to find a path back. Somehow, somewhere. He has to. Cover Created by: Picrew! Disclaimer: Apart from the plot and any original characters created by me, everything else belongs to Dino999z and Yoo RyeoHan, the creators of 'Vincent: Secret of Myers' and 'The Trash of Count's Family' respectively.

THE CRIMSON STARS / TCF by YUILIA1115

The bloody battlefield fell silent as a blinding white light swallowed both the Hero and the Villain. In a distant place, a man drowning in endless paperwork barely had time to curse before the same light consumed him. Deep within an ancient library, a woman turned the page of a centuries-old tome-only for the light to tear her away as well. They were all kidnapped. By whom, you ask? Of course, by the Supreme Gods-divine beings with far too much power and absolutely no sense of personal boundaries. Because what's the point of being all-powerful if you can't kidnap a few mortals for your own entertainment? . . "The Fuck?" . . "I wish you happiness and success, my dearest children," the God of Time whispered a gentle warmth in his voice. And with that, the glowing figures faded. . . "Congratulations, Countess!!" . . . . "YOU SUCK!!!" "YOU SUCK MORE!!!" "OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, SHUT UP!!!" "STOP SHOUTING!!!" the eldest sister snapped at her three bickering little brothers. • °A new chance. °New beginnings. °New people. °New stories. And maybe-just maybe-this time, a happy ending that lasts. ••••• . .TROPES: Found Family: But make it trauma-bonded. OP Siblings: Who could rule the world but can't share pancakes. Chaotic Rich People: "Therapy is for the poor." Blame the God of Death: For *everything*. Adopt All The Orphans . . MAIN SHIPS KRS!CALE x CHOI HAN OG!CALE x ALBERU BARROW x OC (male) FEMALE OC X OC (male) . . Many sub-ships too (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) . . ♥

Are You. . . by UnknownWriterFan

"Oh my, you don't look very well. L-let me help you!" Transported to a modern world like his old one, Cale bumps into someone while looking for his comrades. His eyes widen upon looking at the person willing to help him. 'No way. . .' ☆Spoilers on Trash of the Count's Family Part 2☆ Slow updates and many errors ahead. Hope you all enjoy. (Art Cover does not belongs to me).

A High School Student Again by Dorothy052810

After getting rid of white star and having a wounded body, our dear commander gets sent to another universe to 'rest' by God of Death'. "Yeah, I don't believe it." -Cale This universe looked quite peaceful and Cale hoped that he could have his slacker life in peace. But NOOOOO, he once again decided not to mind his own business and got involved in someone else's business. And he's not alone. Notice:- I don't have enough time to dedicate to this story so it'll be on hold for now.

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Queen of the Shadows cover

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A different fate cover

The secret hero cover

My Item (𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃) cover

Cale Became Who's Priest?! [Discontinued] cover

Robotic Eyes(Metallic Heart) cover

THE CRIMSON STARS / TCF cover

Are You. . . cover

A High School Student Again cover

Queen of the Shadows

Death has fallen upon Cale once again, but it wasn't caused by the God of Death this time. The perpetrator stays unknown. While death has never been a surprise to Cale, what lies after it is. How come this man just appearing before him? And those weird shadows keep following him around, calling him "queen" or whatever? This was getting out of hand! [The System greets the Monarch of Shadow's wife] (Trash of the Count's Family x Solo Leveling.) (TCF x SL) [Cale Henituse x Sung Jin-woo] ❗️This work has been posted on AO3 under the same username VibeSimpsAlot. ❗️Information may be INACCURATE. ❗️Characters may be OOC. ❗️NO addressing like -ssi -nim (may be "hyung" or "noona", depends) ❗️Also the ancient powers dialogues are not here, like I never do them anyways 😛 ❗️I read SL years ago, so I dont really remember all the details and characters, so sorry if some aren't here. (Haven't watched the anima, only the manga (excluding sl ragnarok)) #3 in #tcf (11/14/24) #1 in #lcf (3/15/25) #1 in #calehenituse 🎊🎊 (3/17/25) #2 in #trashofthecountsfamily (3/25/25) #1 in #loutofthecountsfamily 😏😏 (4/6/25) #2 in #crossover (4/6/25)