RWBY: Abridged

"Look, I didn't have anything to do with them I swear."

"Oh, I believe you. I'm just simply shocked that you'd commit such a heinous act with a group of men you've never even met late at night in an alleyway."

"Which you like to call Wednesday night."

'SLAM!'

"Ow! Geez it was just a joke."

"Does it look like I'm taking this lightly?"

"Well, you are better at taking it hard."

'SLAM!'

"Ow!"

"Where the fuck do I fall into this?"

Your name is (Y/N) (L/N). You're just walking near a dust shop before a man crashes out of the window and a girl jumps out of it.

"Yeah, you think that's cool? Watch this, I can forcefully slow down the wind in my cape."

'SLAM!'

'Click'

"Yeah. How ya like that shit?"

You wanna watch the fight finish so you climb up the ladder they climbed and watch the rest of the fight. But then you get caught immediately.

(The following is a non-profit fan base parody. RWBY is owned by late creator Monty Oum, and RoosterTeeth. Please support the official release.)

(Based on ZehOverseer's RWBY Abridged series)