The Blizzard of Depression
yeahitsmeaz
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yeahitsmeaz
Ongoing, First published Nov 24, 2022
Mature
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It's been a while since old Saint Nick has gotten out there with all his Christmas duties. It's not until a mysterious woman appears at his workshop one night.

Note: This is satire and completely fanatical with how I'm structuring the holiday figureheads as.

Note Note: I'm referring Mr. Claus as Nicholas Claus because it sounds cooler, and Mrs. Claus as Holly Claus because there are too many variations of her name.
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