It's been a while since old Saint Nick has gotten out there with all his Christmas duties. It's not until a mysterious woman appears at his workshop one night. Note: This is satire and completely fanatical with how I'm structuring the holiday figureheads as. Note Note: I'm referring Mr. Claus as Nicholas Claus because it sounds cooler, and Mrs. Claus as Holly Claus because there are too many variations of her name.